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(The Citizen)   Listening to Heavy Metal music is a disability that can get you social security benefits. Finally... sibby's love of 'Motorhead' has made him crippled enough for it to pay off   ( divider line
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2013-01-13 07:10:57 AM  
Then what's an addiction to techno classified as?
2013-01-13 07:52:15 AM  
I'm pretty sure in Sweden you can get benefits for suffering from a fever for the flavor of a Pringles.
2013-01-13 11:05:40 AM  
Oh, sibby.
2013-01-13 11:11:52 AM  
Finally... sibby's love of 'Motorhead' has made him crippled enough for it to pay off

Someone tell Strong Bad, please.
2013-01-13 11:21:25 AM  
While certainly a sensationalist article and will most definitely rile up the "people with mental disabilities are fakers who are playing the system" crowd, it sounds to me more like this is a person with severe OCPD or perhaps OCD and the inability to not listen to metal music is but a symptom of it.
2013-01-13 11:29:52 AM  
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Still no cure for Lemmy's Cocoa Puffs on his face
2013-01-13 11:33:02 AM  
I have an inability to sign up for a Facebook account. It is crippling my ability to communicate with anyone and people tell me I am deranged.

I can't control it.
2013-01-13 11:48:52 AM  
GIS for Sibby. Link NSFW
2013-01-13 11:49:37 AM  
Cingratulations, Sibby.
2013-01-13 11:52:13 AM  

Ebenator: GIS for Sibby. Link NSFW

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2013-01-13 11:53:50 AM  
Sibby's use of heavy metal seems to have affected his short term memory.
2013-01-13 12:01:26 PM  

Ebenator: GIS for Sibby. Link NSFW

I can do you one so horrible, so sick, so terrifying to the average farker I'm risking the banhammer just by linking it.

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