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(Edmonton Journal)   Looks like Nelly Furtado ( •_•)⌐□-□ flew into a window (⌐□_□)   ( edmontonjournal.com) divider line
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2013-01-13 11:44:42 AM  
3 votes:
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I think shes hot.
2013-01-13 03:26:09 PM  
2 votes:
Who knew completely changing your sound, relying heavily on other (actually talented) musicians and producers and taking over half a decade off could impact your concert attendance?
2013-01-13 11:32:03 AM  
2 votes:
Why is it she doesn't seem to look like the same person in any two photos?
2013-01-13 10:57:36 PM  
1 vote:
The video for "Turn Out the Lights" makes my pants feel REAALLLY tight.
2013-01-13 08:21:01 PM  
1 vote:
Prey4reign: You have to heel it down the drain.
2013-01-13 05:25:09 PM  
1 vote:
I'm one of the few people who noticed she released a new album a few months ago.

Her granola girl stuff grew old after "I'm Like A Bird" flew all over the place. Then she had a baby.

Then after getting her groove back, she wanted to be Gwen Stefani or J. Lo. Worked for about a year or so before the economy and the "old" entertainment industry shattered.

Doesn't mean it's not her fault. Don't performers know by now that what worked for Boston or Def Leppard back in the day doesn't wash now?
2013-01-13 04:28:20 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe if she didn't sell out to make a quick buck and stuck with stuff like on Whoa Nelly, people would be interested in her still.
2013-01-13 01:11:40 PM  
1 vote:
Last time she toured it was on the heels of a chart topping collaboration with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland, and when she played in Edmonton it was on the grounds of the exhibition (ie free show with park entrance). This time it's after a long absence, a foreign language album, a political scandal, and a poorly promoted "new" CD...and tickets start at $45. As much as I like her, explaining a drop in attendance doesn't seem like rocket science to me.
2013-01-13 12:49:36 PM  
1 vote:

MayoSlather: Why is it she doesn't seem to look like the same person in any two photos?

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Shape-shifter. If I could acquire a sample of her DNA, I may be able to synthesize a compound that would negate her abilities and either lock her into her present form, or reduce her molecular structure to the same consistency as that of warm Jell-O. Now if you'll excuse me, I must tell Asteroid to remember to pick up some whipped cream.
2013-01-13 12:34:52 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-13 12:03:56 PM  
1 vote:
She needs to realize that her core fanbase probably have young children right now and can't afford the tickets/time for the shows.
2013-01-13 11:22:26 AM  
1 vote:
In bigger news the Cathedral of beer is soon opening in Edmonton.
2013-01-13 11:19:34 AM  
1 vote:
Those heady days are almost as long gone as the extinct Ichthyornis.

Just how long was the article writer sittin' on that chestnut?
2013-01-13 11:12:02 AM  
1 vote:
I bet the turnout for this thread will be pretty low too. That song was 11 years ago? Damn.
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