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(AP)   George Bush may run for governor of Texas. This is not a repeat from 1994   ( hosted.ap.org) divider line
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2013-01-12 11:57:51 AM  
5 votes:

Bhruic: The Bush family knows that there are more than just 2 male names out there, right?

John, Neil, George, Herbert, Walker, Texas Ranger
2013-01-12 12:07:25 PM  
3 votes:
Noelle would be a perfect fit for drug czar.
2013-01-12 02:49:24 PM  
2 votes:
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"He's still a jerk."
2013-01-13 02:57:25 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-12 01:13:08 PM  
1 vote:

brandent: The Bush's are a great American family with a proud history that have served the country well. They have one half retarded kid run for office and everyone gets all up in arms. The rest of the family has been nothing short of stellar human beings.

They are Real American heroes.

For example, as of 2004, Neil Bush had only one venereal disease. It was documented in court.

Brown: "Is that where you caught the venereal diseases?"
Neil Bush: "No."
Brown: "Where did you catch those?"
Neil Bush: "Diseases plural? I didn't catch..."
Brown: "Well, I'm sorry. How ... how many venereal diseases do you suffer from?"
Neil Bush: "I've had one venereal disease."

2013-01-12 12:53:30 PM  
1 vote:

phaseolus: eiger: I went to undergrad with this guy. I didn't know him personally, but I heard stories. The word was that he was a privileged asshole who was not very nice to the ladies. That was nearly 15 years ago, so maybe he's changed. Still....

He was arrested when he was 18 for breaking into the house of his then-girlfriend. Her parents declined to press charges, so he was never charged. I guess the parents must have been the forgiving sort who just shrugs when their home's broken into and says 'boys will be boys' ... Lucky for George, huh?

I suppose that by the time he went to college he'd had a whole decade of bad behavior with no consequences under his belt.

When a Prescott-Walker-Bush breaks into your home, you say thank you.
2013-01-12 12:49:05 PM  
1 vote:
inb4 no more Bushs no more Clintons false equivalency.
2013-01-12 12:41:33 PM  
1 vote:
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Is it just me, or does he look like a bad Obama lookalike? Let the conspiracy theories begin.
2013-01-12 12:25:30 PM  
1 vote:

FuturePastNow: Based on the pictures I've seen of him, I'm guessing the "P" stands for "punchable face".

It's "Prescott", like the pharmaceutical company.

"Prescott: The tingling tells you it's working,
the class action lawsuit tells you it's Prescott."
2013-01-12 11:53:12 AM  
1 vote:
The Bush family knows that there are more than just 2 male names out there, right?
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