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(The Blaze)   Kindergartener finds out the hard way that hand sanitizer is 140-proof. On the bright side, her insides are now very sanitary   ( theblaze.com) divider line
    More: Scary, hand sanitizer, dark chocolate, disinfectants  
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7499 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jan 2013 at 11:02 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-12 11:17:37 AM  
3 votes:
No clickies for Glenn Beck. Is there a non-derp link for this?
2013-01-12 11:59:48 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe it's a bad idea to make hand sanitizer smell like food.
2013-01-12 12:07:34 PM  
1 vote:
Dianne Feinstein! We must immediately ban hand sanitizers! Quick! To the Legislation Auto-Bot room!
2013-01-12 11:47:03 AM  
1 vote:

StoPPeRmobile: Ban hand sanitizer! It's only purpose is to kill. If we can save just one child.

That would be fine with me. The stuff is completely useless. Real kids, if there were any real kids left, would point and laugh at these prissy snowflakes who are afraid to get their hands dirty.
2013-01-12 11:20:15 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-12 11:09:19 AM  
1 vote:
Easily preventable.

Just a dab'll do ya.
2013-01-12 11:06:09 AM  
1 vote:
Can something be "very" sanitary? Wouldn't it just be sanitary or not sanitary?

/inquiring minds
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