CorporatePerson: Lionel Mandrake: Does Hannity still do the "You're a great American, [caller]" thing?"You're a *slurp* great American *slurp* Sean!Wrong derp artist. I think you're thinking of this guy.[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]Bill Cunningham, host of "the Great American." He's even derpier and more obscure than Mark Levin, and he's the one who tells every caller that agrees with him "You are a great American." I tuned into his show once last year and he was still herping and derping about birth certificates.People who don't herp and derp about birth certificates apparently are not great Americans.
CorporatePerson: Is there a reason this dude can't smile? I google imaged search him and every picture is of him sneering and frowning.I guess that last one is technically a smile, but it makes him look even creepier and douchier than usual.Why can't this guy show his teeth, and why does it look like smiling causes him so much discomfort?
Doktor_Zhivago: Day that will live in Infamy: dr_blasto: None of these assholes had a problem with GHW Bush banning import of whole piles of guns by executive order.Right, it was really hypocritical the way they all re-elected him after he did that.Oh wait, that didn't happen.Yeah super duper liberal Bill Clinton was the obvious gun-owners' choice on that one...........[i398.photobucket.com image 541x604]
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Obama hands out guns and people cry that border patrol agents are being killed with them. He insinuates a national gun registry and people cry that he's grabbing our guns. This guy just can't win (anything but elections).
Day that will live in Infamy: I still don't see any proof that Levin (who I assume is part of the group referred to as "these assholes") was in favor the Bush ban.
jaytkay: Day that will live in Infamy: I still don't see any proof that Levin (who I assume is part of the group referred to as "these assholes") was in favor the Bush ban.Do you have some proof that Levin whined about the Bush ban like he is doing today?Who did Levin support for President in 2000 and 2004?
Anonymous Bosch: I can barely contain my fury either. Because a nutball walked into a school and murdered two dozen people using a rifle with a pointlessly large magazine that has no practical civilian application, this was not a completely unique situation, and we're talking about farking violent video games again because one side of the discussion is made up of pointless, selfish, evil juveniles who are afwaid the big bad bwown man gonna take awwwwww their toys away. And we concede more ground to evil because free speech doesn't have a toyline made by powerful backers.Yes, evil. Yes, you. If you are arguing against any sort of improvements to gun control and are even against restricting the size of magazines, you are evil. If you're arguing that violent video games are the problem, you're either even more evil, extraordinarily stupid, intellectually dishonest to a stunning degree, or possibly all three. If you're just posting these things because somebody pays you to, you are in the service of evil and children will continue to die because you are aiding evil.I'm tired of watching us concede ground to petulant children just so a bunch of well-fed assholes can keep their cushy government jobs. Enough.
Any Pie Left: I hear this Levin guy occasionally on WLS for few minutes... he sounds like the whiny security guard character that Billy Crystal used to do on Saturday Night Live, only all angry at everything all the time. He also sounds like the one-eyed Monster from Monsters, inc., Mike, also performed by Crystal.Poor shmuck sounds like he's minutes away from an aneurism every night. He's what I think of when I think of an "Angry New Yorker".Probably unfair to New Yorkers.
WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: Why is it that right wing nutjobs seem to have such a hard-on for the word 'tyrannical'. I doubt 90% of them even know what it means.
dr_blasto: None of these assholes had a problem with GHW Bush banning import of whole piles of guns by executive order. None of them seem pissed about the increased surveillance and erosion of the 4th and 5th. No, its just guns.I'd also point out that this jackass has no idea what tyranny really is. Misuse a word long enough and it loses its meaning.
Marcus Aurelius: anindependent: mittromneysdog: Anyway, so they may do by executive fiat -- I'm trying to read between the lines -- a national gun database. Now, why would we need a national gun database?This guy goes apoplectic over the suggestion of a national gun database. But he has no objection whatsoever to Wayne LaPierre's proposal for a national registry for the mentally ill. That's right. Gun advocates call a gun registry "tyranny," but have no problem, none, with a human beings who have committed no crimes registry.This kind of crap is why I gave up my NRA membership. They claim to be pro-freedom. But in reality the American gun lobby is full of totalitarians. If any of them really gave the slightest sh*t about freedom, they'd call for LaPierre's removal for making that remark. But they don't. Which makes them hypocrites.I left when they put Grover Norquist and Bob Barr on the board of directors. When the lobbyists replaced the sportsmen, it jumped the shark.
skylabdown: Yeah, it's really shocking when people get mad when others attempt to deny them their inalienable rights.What an asshole!
Day that will live in Infamy: Doktor_Zhivago: Day that will live in Infamy: dr_blasto: None of these assholes had a problem with GHW Bush banning import of whole piles of guns by executive order.Right, it was really hypocritical the way they all re-elected him after he did that.Oh wait, that didn't happen.Yeah super duper liberal Bill Clinton was the obvious gun-owners' choice on that one...........[i398.photobucket.com image 541x604]I still don't see any proof that Levin (who I assume is part of the group referred to as "these assholes") was in favor the Bush ban.
s2s2s2: WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: Why is it that right wing nutjobs seem to have such a hard-on for the word 'tyrannical'. I doubt 90% of them even know what it means.I hope this helps(#3).
Infernalist: I don't think a gentleman who can't contain his anger like this should have access to guns.
MacWizard: Infernalist: I don't think a gentleman who can't contain his anger like this should have access to guns.Absolutely. As we have been reminded so many times recently, it's not a gun issue, it's a mental health problem.
what_now: Man, I hate it when I get on the red line in the morning, and instead of taking me to the Park Street station,the conductor steers the train off the tracks and to a munitions factory.
vartian: Now, there's a fury in me -- I'm just being honest with you -- that I'm trying to contain. Biden, the moron Senator from Delaware, taking his train back and forth and back and forth on Amtrak. Oh wow, what a guy.Why do Conservatives hate trains so much?
skullkrusher: ... yeah, it isn't video games that's the problem. It's large magazines. I mean, I could contain my murderous rage until I saw that this metal thing would hold 30 rounds instead of 10. That's when I lost my shiat.
Fluorescent Testicle: You know what really shiats me about this whole "OBAMMY GAWN' TAKE MAH' GUNS" thing? If Obama ever was moronic enough to ban guns (background checks and minor restrictions not bans), I'd be pretty much on their side, sans all the racism. But... No. Nothing has happened; Obama's only expanded gun rights so far. This whole motherfarking fiasco is completely in their heads. Haven't they ever heard of "The boy who cried wolf," or perhaps "Thorazine"?[www.confessionsofafatgirl.net image 400x338]/DNRTFT.
Gyrfalcon: You know, he better be careful about announcing to the world that he can "barely contain his fury." Another would-be tough guy said that just the other day, and had his CCW license revoked.
EvilEgg: The founding fathers owned cannons. So there's that.
Weaver95: yeah. that's what I thought. STFU. you aren't furious. you're a whiny biatch looking for a quick pay day off the fears of disillusioned GOP voters.
Lionel Mandrake: Pretty boilerplate "conservative" derp there.Rage on, Great Patriot, rage on and keep cashing those checks.
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