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(Slash Gear)   For just $100, you can now send a personal message directly to Christina Hendricks via Facebook, which is totally worth it, because she is just dying to fall in love with you, she just doesn't know it yet   ( slashgear.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Christina Hendricks, Facebook users, CEO Mark Zuckerberg  
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2013-01-11 06:32:16 PM  
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The Muthaship: I can talk to a fat, average looking chick in person for free.

Freshly dead doesn't count.
2013-01-11 06:19:33 PM  
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The Muthaship: I can talk to a fat, average looking chick in person for free.

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2013-01-11 06:00:44 PM  
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MayoSlather: tjsands1118: I think Drew can learn from this, maybe a $100 instant green light?

As if anyone on fark has a 100 bucks to their name.

I will, when my green ink cartridge arrives.
2013-01-11 05:57:20 PM  
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2013-01-11 05:23:31 PM  
1 vote:
We could charge users ten cents each to message someone, let's see, a milllion messages would be $100,000. We could charge spammers a penny. A hundred million messages, that would be a million dollars. Then we could change the price to a hundred dollars and bury the notice. That's what we're looking for. One message. Goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee.
2013-01-11 05:15:44 PM  
1 vote:
Lots of ex-boyfriends are going to be a hundred dollars poorer.
2013-01-11 05:15:12 PM  
1 vote:
dear Christina,


Breasts, boobs, boobies, squeezing bazingas. Ta-Ta's. Funbags. Foobies

Thank you for your time.

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