theresnothinglft: I find your lack of faith in quantum physics disturbing.
LewDux: MrEricSir: Damn it, you don't have to be made of metal and plastic to be a machine. We're ALL machines, we just happen to be made of organic compounds./pet peeveYou're asking me to believe in thinking meat?
jaytkay: I want to hear Hawking's opinion.
Flakeloaf: Oh how cute. She thinks she's educated.
ekdikeo4: Rob Zombie. More Human than Human pales in comparison to anything White Zombie. For that matter, everything Rob Zombie has done since White Zombie combined together doesn't equal one White Zombie measure.
ProfessorOhki: LewDux: MrEricSir: Damn it, you don't have to be made of metal and plastic to be a machine. We're ALL machines, we just happen to be made of organic compounds./pet peeveYou're asking me to believe in thinking meat?Yes, thinking meat. Conscious meat. Loving meat. Dreaming meat.
craigzy: I WAS PROMISED A SINGULARITYFUK U KURZWEIL
Shadow Blasko: SkunkWerks: Should have described him as "More Human Than Human".[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 328x196]From what I understand.. He can be described thusly...I explode like a bomb, no one is spared,my power is my mass times the speed of light squared.Hoes on my tip, 15 bullets in my clip,my hand rests heavy on my pistol grip.Doomsday cuts it up like a Shaolin monk,pumping the funk in your junk-trunk punk.There's no escaping here, I'm gonna beat you out of shape,like a farking black hole even light can't escape.Got the mind to bust a rhyme to make your brain bleed,other rappers talk shiat, but they gotta concede,that I'm a 3 sandwich eatin', super-model meetin',step to me punk and you're gonna get a beatin'.So listen up biatch, 'cause there may be a test,my style is smooth, but it's hard to digest.My science is tight, rhymes faster than light,like a ton of TNT I'm about to ignite.
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