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(Daily Mail)   Doctor Hawking is more machine than man, now   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-01-11 05:31:18 PM  
RexTalionis: You mean he wouldn't mind having technology keep him alive longer than the defective carcass he has now?
2013-01-11 05:40:05 PM  

theresnothinglft: I find your lack of faith in quantum physics disturbing.

Really, it's mostly based on how you observe it. Or not.
2013-01-11 05:42:30 PM  

LewDux: MrEricSir: Damn it, you don't have to be made of metal and plastic to be a machine. We're ALL machines, we just happen to be made of organic compounds.

/pet peeve

You're asking me to believe in thinking meat?

No, you don't have to "believe."
2013-01-11 05:46:16 PM  

I read that and it appeared that she was attempting to compliment him stating he was the embodiment of what theoretical science SHOULD be.

I really didn't see where she was saying all the negatives that everyone is saying she said. Not that the analogy was clumsy but I don't think she was being mean at all.
2013-01-11 05:48:55 PM  

LewDux: MrEricSir: Damn it, you don't have to be made of metal and plastic to be a machine. We're ALL machines, we just happen to be made of organic compounds.

/pet peeve

You're asking me to believe in thinking meat?

Yes, thinking meat. Conscious meat. Loving meat. Dreaming meat.
2013-01-11 05:56:39 PM  

jaytkay: I want to hear Hawking's opinion.

He'd probably just roll with it. He always seems to have his wheels on straight. He doesn't get tripped up by things like this.
2013-01-11 06:07:28 PM  

Flakeloaf: Oh how cute. She thinks she's educated.

She seems totally unaware of the mind-body question, which probably belongs in whatever she was writing.

A functioning body without a brain vs a functioning brain without a body. Are they both people?
2013-01-11 06:12:09 PM  

ekdikeo4: Rob Zombie. More Human than Human pales in comparison to anything White Zombie. For that matter, everything Rob Zombie has done since White Zombie combined together doesn't equal one White Zombie measure.

Ummm... hate to break it to you, dude...

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2013-01-11 06:37:09 PM  

ProfessorOhki: LewDux: MrEricSir: Damn it, you don't have to be made of metal and plastic to be a machine. We're ALL machines, we just happen to be made of organic compounds.

/pet peeve

You're asking me to believe in thinking meat?

Yes, thinking meat. Conscious meat. Loving meat. Dreaming meat.

Just in case anybody missed the reference...

/ I have made it my life's avocation, the dreaming and loving of meat.
2013-01-11 06:54:56 PM  


2013-01-11 07:01:41 PM  
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I think he's more like Davros than Darth Vader.
2013-01-11 07:20:04 PM  
oh yeah?  well...

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2013-01-11 07:23:06 PM  
They see him rollin', they hatin'.
2013-01-11 08:22:47 PM  
There was a scientist who's body was starting to fail, so eventually he became a head in a jar based on his designs.

Then his eyes started to fail so he designed a vessel that could support just his brain.

And then one day he started to feel an itch in the nose he no longer had. But he couldn't scratch the itch. He went madder than ever due to that itch.

Which proves that it's better to quit while you're a head.
2013-01-12 12:02:03 AM  
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2013-01-12 01:36:31 AM  
I'd laugh my ass off if Hawking's reply ended with the words: "...or GTFO."
2013-01-12 01:39:52 AM  
Way to screw up the quote and end your sentence in a preposition.

It should read: Doctor Hawking is more machine now than man.
2013-01-12 03:27:27 AM  

Shadow Blasko: SkunkWerks: Should have described him as "More Human Than Human".

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From what I understand.. He can be described thusly...

I explode like a bomb, no one is spared,
my power is my mass times the speed of light squared.
Hoes on my tip, 15 bullets in my clip,
my hand rests heavy on my pistol grip.
Doomsday cuts it up like a Shaolin monk,
pumping the funk in your junk-trunk punk.
There's no escaping here, I'm gonna beat you out of shape,
like a farking black hole even light can't escape.
Got the mind to bust a rhyme to make your brain bleed,
other rappers talk shiat, but they gotta concede,
that I'm a 3 sandwich eatin', super-model meetin',
step to me punk and you're gonna get a beatin'.
So listen up biatch, 'cause there may be a test,
my style is smooth, but it's hard to digest.
My science is tight, rhymes faster than light,
like a ton of TNT I'm about to ignite.

Ah yeah! I hope you motherfarkers are ready for this.
The Hawkman is rocking the track, there ain't no turning back.
Let's kick this biatch.

I'm the Hawkman better recognsie understand,
that I'm comin', ain't no use runnin'.
Got the place surrounded with dope ass beats,
gonna shake your booty right out your seat.
Dropping science like Galileo in Pisa,
dropping punk biatches every time I sequeeze a
round from my gatt.
I'm sick like that,
I tear through the track like shiat through a rat.
Yo that's right I'm a sure-shot player, tear your ass up like the damn Terminator.
Unstable like the isotope that resolves the fate,
of the theoretical cat in the hypothetical crate.
Consider this a warning your first and last,
I hit the scene, it's like a bomb blast,

I am become death the destroyer of worlds G,
the Hawkman cometh and I'm brining hell with me.
The Hawkman cometh! The Hawkman cometh!
The Hawkman cometh! The Hawkman cometh!

My beatings are quantum you'll bleed 'fore I hit you,
with my foot up in the hole that you shiat through.
Wanna fade my crew? You best go home,
or get a 5 plated 4lb up in your dome.
Some biatch PhD from MIT,
thought he'd build up his rep and step to me.
I farked him up quick, yo lickety-split,
believe it I'm the wrong professor to fark wit.
Think I give a fark 'bout some MIT punk?
I got more funk than a road-kill skunk.
you fark with me you best be insured,
I'm a tripled threat biatch: young, gifted, and tenured.


Uhh yeah, that's right, the Hawkman motherfarking cometh.
There's a new sheriff in town know what I'm sayin'?
Sucker MCs best watch their backs. True dat!
A'ight, I be outta here like Vladamir. Peace!

/all his shootings be drive-bys
//fark the creationists
2013-01-12 03:55:12 AM  
If Hawking were offered a choice - average intelligence in exchange for a healthy body - I wonder which he'd choose.
2013-01-12 04:44:53 PM  
2013-01-13 08:55:17 AM  
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2013-01-14 12:59:51 PM  
ftfa: Chris Whitehouse, of the anti-abortion campaign group, Right To Life Charitable Trust, has also blasted Dr Mialet, and said: 'I disagree passionately and regularly with many of the views that Prof Stephen Hawkins expresses, but I would die for his right to express them.

So, in other words, the Daily Fail would like to take this moment to let us hear from some disingenuous, AWing, Helen Lovejoyish twit with NO connection to this and nothing useful to contribute, who just wants to take this chance to wring his hands and shriek "WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE HAWKINGS!".
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