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4143 clicks; posted to Geek » on 11 Jan 2013 at 9:21 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-11 09:30:10 AM  
Much better... Text From Dog
2013-01-11 09:35:16 AM  
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2013-01-11 09:46:31 AM  
Is this "Fark greenlights everything" day?
2013-01-11 10:23:10 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Is this "Fark greenlights everything" day?

It is a Friday and Drew may or may not be hitting the Maker's Mark early. Only time will tell.
2013-01-11 10:28:06 AM  
They do, and 90% of it is farking annoying.

Except Grumpy Cat... he can stay.
2013-01-11 10:36:22 AM  
That was terrible. I mean just plain awful even by shortlist standards.
2013-01-11 11:17:36 AM  
I cracked up over the "showed my owner my anus. Brilliant!".... the rest, not so much.
2013-01-11 12:12:26 PM  
Cat Twitter would be full of tweets that say "sleeping"
2013-01-11 12:19:08 PM  

ToxicAvenger: Much better... Text From Dog

Louis vs. Rick did it first, and better.
2013-01-11 12:38:12 PM  
Lil Bub has a Twitter account.
2013-01-11 12:41:49 PM  
What do you mean if?


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"I have ten times the twitter followers you do, and I'm a cat!"
2013-01-11 01:25:21 PM  
Slow news day today?
2013-01-11 04:58:11 PM  
Damned human shut me inside
2013-01-11 05:00:08 PM  
Damned human shut me outside
2013-01-11 05:07:07 PM  
Should be titled "If a Hackneyed Writer Had a Deadline".
2013-01-11 05:39:41 PM  
So Twitter would be about as inane as it is now.
2013-01-11 06:53:07 PM  
Sleeping on the coach, @stupidhooman woke me. Time to sleep on the bed
2013-01-11 10:47:13 PM  
My cat doesn't have the necessary attention span for twitter.
2013-01-12 02:36:20 PM  

ToxicAvenger: Much better... Text From Dog

Dayum! Those were funny as hell! Thanks for posting.
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