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(Palm Beach Post)   Couple arrested with 244 pounds of spice. Accomplice reportedly fled on giant worm   ( palmbeachpost.com) divider line
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2013-01-11 01:42:02 AM  
5 votes:
Thank Christ is wasn't 288 pounds of spice. That would be too gross.
2013-01-11 02:50:48 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-11 02:26:26 AM  
2 votes:
What 244 lbs of Spice might look like.
Choose any two.

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2013-01-12 01:06:35 PM  
1 vote:

Yellow Beard: will they have to spend the rest of their lives in a pain amplifier?

They already live in Mississippi.
2013-01-11 08:55:02 AM  
1 vote:
will they have to spend the rest of their lives in a pain amplifier?
2013-01-11 03:47:53 AM  
1 vote:
So, was it fresh or was it old spice?

/Wait your tipstress
2013-01-11 02:35:32 AM  
1 vote:

Paris1127: drjekel_mrhyde: megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)


("Synthetic marijuana")

Ishidan: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Real life non-Dune answer:
Artificial pot..

Don't want to sound like a ass, but it must be a white thing like meth

It's like marijuana with the effects of bath salts. Marijuana has a natural anti-psychotic in it; since spice is synthetic pot, it lacks this compound. Psychotic breaks sometimes ensue. One guy who took the stuff ate an entire dog (while it was still alive) in front of a family.

That must have been a sight to see. The family evidently thought so, since they stayed for the entire show. What kind of dog was it? Chow? Hope it wasn't a Shar-Pei - you know what they say about Chinese food. Still, if he'd eaten take-away, the cops never would have collared him. I won't judge him. Hey, maybe the guy was starving, and it gave him a whole new leash on life.

/Tip you waitresses
//Try the poodle
2013-01-11 01:47:33 AM  
1 vote:

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2013-01-11 01:40:35 AM  
1 vote:
It doesn't affect the supply of Soy Sauce, so I'm not worried.

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2013-01-11 01:40:16 AM  
1 vote:
I thought the whole point of spice was that it wasn't illegal.
2013-01-11 01:35:15 AM  
1 vote:
That's one thing I never understood too clearly. How does a spice fold space? Do you sprinkle some outside the ship? Mix it in a bowl in the engine room?
2013-01-11 01:31:56 AM  
1 vote:
The sleeper must awaken
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