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(Politico)   "The gun lobby also says people need to be able to protect their property. But every mass shooting is done by guys who live with their mother. So I believe you should need to have a mortgage to buy a gun"   ( politico.com) divider line
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2013-01-10 03:33:29 PM  
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2013-01-10 04:03:30 PM  
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Prank Call of Cthulhu: Based on the comments to TFA, and in this thread, there's a rather interesting correlation between lacking a sense of humor and fetishizing guns.

Or at least between gun ownership and really bad hemorrhoids.
2013-01-10 04:00:32 PM  
2 votes:
Based on the comments to TFA, and in this thread, there's a rather interesting correlation between lacking a sense of humor and fetishizing guns.
2013-01-10 03:59:30 PM  
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2013-01-10 07:11:51 PM  
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DoctorCal: netweavr: If they ban guns someone's just going to invent a better weapon. Maybe a phasor or sonic screwdriver...

Maybe we SHOULD ban cars. Only then will we get our flying car!

That or kickass public transportation.

Personally, I'd go for the flying cars.
2013-01-10 06:54:08 PM  
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2013-01-10 06:42:45 PM  
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paygun: mrshowrules: But guns are right!  OK, fine.  You can get a musket if you are going to have that attitude.  Want something more, you have to prove you are not insane or are actually part of a well-regulated State militia.  Let the State assume some actual liability if you decide to go on a shooting spree.

Really I'm okay with this. I'll accept whatever restrictions people will accept for other civil rights like free speech or freedom of association.

You can't shoot fire in a crowed theater.
2013-01-10 05:02:38 PM  
1 vote:
Why don't we slip a requirement that you need a psychologist note before you can have sex. Make sure you're not farking insane.
2013-01-10 04:52:49 PM  
1 vote:

penthesilea: How about this:
For every $1000 you pay the IRS in taxes each year, you get to have 1 gun.

/not serious at all

No way this would ever pass. The rich want access to guns.
2013-01-10 04:51:15 PM  
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omgbears: Also can we charge firearms owners whose guns are used in mass shootings with manslaughter?

We should do the same thing if you sell a computer and then it turns out to be used for downloading child porn.
2013-01-10 04:15:46 PM  
1 vote:

Princess Ryans Knickers: We should begin arming children in kindergarten!

We got rid of most of the apex predators, so this would work to thin the herd a bit.
2013-01-10 04:08:00 PM  
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paygun: Carn: So my idea is ok then because the violent maniacs were already violent maniacs and it doesn't matter if they're violent maniacs with guns or not. I'm sticking to it and I'm adding rocket launchers, nerve toxin, and anti-personnel mines.

Well, I take a pro-choice approach to gun ownership. I know there are lots of abstinence-only people out there but what can you do.

Once again, the worst enemy of vocal gun advocates is vocal gun advocates.
2013-01-10 04:03:55 PM  
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HotIgneous Intruder: Perhaps only rich white landowners should own guns?

It's just as the founding fathers intended.
2013-01-10 04:01:48 PM  
1 vote:
Perhaps only rich white landowners should own guns?
2013-01-10 03:54:15 PM  
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Frozboz: And how exactly would this have stopped the Sandy Hook shootings?

It would allow the government to punish people who don't believe what I believe, and that's good enough.
2013-01-10 03:52:49 PM  
1 vote:
How about if it's only for white males as well?
2013-01-10 03:47:47 PM  
1 vote:
fark you, renter.
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