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(Johnson City Press)   Strip club destroyed by fire. Now how will those nice girls pay for their college?   ( divider line
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2013-01-10 12:00:46 PM  
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Strip clubs, where older feminists thinks the men are exploiting the woman and younger feminists think it's the women exploiting the men.

As for the men, all they think about is boobies...
2013-01-10 03:25:46 PM  
1 vote:

No doubt...I wish I would've used my senses at another place, then I'd still have my 'Stan from South Park' hat. I ran out of money, and this big chick with heavy boots (not a euphemism) asked what she could do to have it when I was trying to leave. I really noticed her boots because she kept using them while on stage: when the customers put down a dollar, she'd pull them in with her boots like a neck hook, back and forth, close to her. I had a few drinks in me, and she offered to take me in the back room for what she said would be more than --i'm not sure what she said really, but made it sound appealing--. She was the least attractive girl in the place, but I wasn't done looking at breasts and naked, I guess. I said, 'sure' and we went to a not-VIP-looking room and gave her the hat (which was new, but I got it on clearance for like $5). She proceeded to head-hook me a little (again, not a euphemism), and kind of roughed me up/beat me up a little bit. I knew I had received the bad end of the deal, and I left before she was done on the "dance". I would think a professional performer would ask the person what kind of things they liked in that regard, but I left before getting all bruised up. From now on, I just stick to the chicks who blow in my ears and say sweet things before taking my money, not the 'hat hagglers'.
2013-01-10 12:18:38 PM  
1 vote:
What the fark happened to Grabel's Daughter??
2013-01-10 12:09:16 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: tricycleracer: iheartscotch: I once had a stripper tell me she was studying "radiology, you know with radios".

/ she said that 100% seriously

A cocktail waitress at a strip club told me she has her MBA from UConn.  I honestly believed her.

/"Go Huskies!" got me tons of free drinks.

One of the strippers at the local strip club is also a registered nurse. How do I know? I saw her at the hospital when my granny broke her hip.

/ can you say awkward?

According to the Japanese documentaries I've seen, that is when you start blackmailing her for sex and eventually turn her into a sex slave that can't live without cock.
2013-01-10 12:08:37 PM  
1 vote:

onyxruby: ... and younger feminists think it's the women exploiting the men.

I'm calling BS on that one, I have never known a feminist to consider a male a victim of anything.
2013-01-10 11:52:07 AM  
1 vote:
I once had a stripper tell me she was studying "radiology, you know with radios".

/ she said that 100% seriously
2013-01-10 11:51:57 AM  
1 vote:

ChipNASA: Whoring.


You mean escorting. They're just paying for the company and conversation, honest.
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