Valiente: Wait until she feels my cock.
Onkel Buck: God or Charles Manson appeared on my ironGod or the Zig Zag man lives in my ottoman
vpb: Spaghetti with meatballs.[media.tumblr.com image 500x500]
Onkel Buck: God or Charles Manson appeared on my iron
Counter_Intelligent: Can't say I give a fark. I'm sure there are better things you could criticize this pastor for than her belief that durable shoes are gifts from the Lord.
Ed Grubermann: I'd try to say something scathing and witty, but I believe this thread was done in one.
Mikey1969: Onkel Buck: God or Charles Manson appeared on my ironWhat makes you think they aren't the same person?
tomo12144: So if I want to stay cool, I should stop wishing for god to smite all the pirates then?
Mikey1969: "I have seen God multiply food more than one time when I was cooking... And I remember spooning out spaghetti or whatever, just praying in the spirit over that, and God just made more and more and more. You know, I've seen oil multiply as I was praying for the sick. I've seen bottles of oil just fill up about a cup a time of oil.I think this woman has a gas leak in her house... Either that, or she's storing the LSD on the shelf above the cereal again.
T-Servo: Married with Children on God's shoes[birthdayshoes.com image 655x254]
Smoky Dragon Dish: "Remember when we drove our car... one one set of tires, how many miles was it?" Jacobs asked her husband and fellow prophet, Mike, after the commercial break. "Way, way beyond what could ever happen with one set of tires."This is satire, right? It has to be fake. Or, it's on Public Access.
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