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(WIBA 101.5 Madison)   Monopoly fires the thimble and wheelbarrow; looking to hire a robot, diamond ring, cat or guitar   ( wibafm.com) divider line
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2013-01-10 10:03:23 AM  
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Benevolent Misanthrope: Elvis_Bogart: Let's make it something relative to today's America.

I nominate Kim Kardashian's ass.

Jesus, Elvis - we do need to be able to see the board, after all.

Pocket Ninja: Only losers used the thimble and wheelbarrow, anyway. Monopoly winners play the car, dog, or top hat.

Top Hat FTW!

For over 40 years now, I have been the mutherfarking top hat. Everybody else grabs for the flashy racecar and the cute little dog, while I just casually pick up my spiffy hat.

An hour into the game, everybody else is jealous of my class and panache. I even move it slowly from square to square, like a gentleman squiring about town.

I'm the goddamn Top Hat. Deal with it.
2013-01-10 08:30:56 AM  
2 votes:

Elvis_Bogart: Let's make it something relative to today's America.

I nominate Kim Kardashian's ass.

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We're gonna need a bigger board.
2013-01-09 11:58:12 PM  
2 votes:

ManateeGag: Get rid of the Iron, add the Helicopter.

Nooo!  Playing Monopoly is the only time I use an iron.
2013-01-09 11:44:30 PM  
2 votes:
I vote for a snail
2013-01-10 12:07:32 AM  
1 vote:
I want a car with a dog riding on the roof.
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