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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)   Alligator named "Mr. Teeth" found guarding 34 pounds of marijuana with a wide smile   ( santacruzsentinel.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Castro Valley, Alameda County Sheriff's Office, marijuana, Assif Mayar, Santa Rita Jail  
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2013-01-10 01:31:53 AM  
4 votes:
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The name is Bong, James Bong.
2013-01-10 03:57:28 AM  
3 votes:
Has opposed to the gator with no teeth guarding the meth.
2013-01-10 12:51:20 AM  
2 votes:

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2013-01-09 11:13:58 PM  
2 votes:
It's medical. Here's the prescribing physician

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2013-01-10 10:00:02 AM  
1 vote:
Somebody do the thing where the cops take some of the marijuana and it becomes less and less.

Throw in a snark about how cops overestimate the value of the drugs too.

That should pretty much wrap things up.
2013-01-10 07:49:47 AM  
1 vote:
Alligator named "Mr. Teeth" found guarding 34 pounds of marijuana with a wide an illegal smile FTFY
2013-01-10 05:22:05 AM  
1 vote:
small time criminal. you need BEARS! [Threat UP]
2013-01-10 05:11:57 AM  
1 vote:
I bet when the cops took the weed they cried crocodile tears.
2013-01-10 01:26:30 AM  
1 vote:
So this marijuana dealer Assif
Preferred to bring his stash in by skiff
With security no greater,
Than a vigilant....alligator,
Tis possible he's pro-reptilian motif

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