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(CBS Chicago)   School field trips are fun-filled days in which many happy memories are formed, except for the time the teachers made you squat and piss in a cup at the front of the bus   ( divider line
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9385 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2013 at 9:19 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-09 09:22:08 PM  
5 votes:
Betcha a dollar she doesn't forget to use the can again before getting in a vehicle.

As someone who has been ass up and in tears of pain in the middle of a room full of college girls in nurse training while a dermatologist, also female, explained about the painful procedure they were doing to my superior posterior I say to this young girl's family "Sometimes life is embarrassing. You get nothing. Good day to you."

As someone who has been forced to pee in bottles and cups in a moving vehicle because it didn't stop, I say to the little girl "shiat happens, kid, and most people in power are stupid. Good luck."

As someone who has been on this planet 30 odd years and has been there and done that for a wide variety of life experiences, I say to the driver " You're a freakin' school bus driver. You have 30+ lives in your hands. They can't fault you for doing a 'safety check' on your vehicle if you 'think there might be a problem' with the bus. You have the power to pull into a 7-11 against their will. What's wrong with you, not pullin' over!?"
2013-01-09 09:51:49 PM  
2 votes:

doglover: Betcha a dollar she doesn't forget to use the can again before getting in a vehicle.

A thousand times this. The bus is a metaphor for life. It doesn't start and stop at your convenience. I'll bet when she grows up, you'll show up to work every day on time.

2013-01-09 09:50:17 PM  
2 votes:

moothemagiccow: I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it... yes, even city busses

Not practical to enforce proper useage.

Too many people trying to join The .001 Mile High Club.
2013-01-09 09:39:02 PM  
2 votes:
"Remember to use the bathroom before getting on the bus!"
"Does anyone need to use the bathroom before we get on the bus?"
"Last call for the bathroom before the bus leaves!"

Bus drives 17 feet....

"I have to pee!!!!"
2013-01-09 11:03:38 PM  
1 vote:
I hope they win. If they had time to stop the bus to dump a cup of pee then they had time to just let her use a bathroom. Oh and as a bonus every employee/chaperone involved should have to fullfill the settlement out of their own pockets.
2013-01-09 10:54:17 PM  
1 vote:
Meh, get used to it little girl. Just wait until you're trapped on an airplane sitting on the tarmac for 4 hours. 250 passengers, 2 working bathrooms, and no way to get off. Welcome to the Delta Prison System.
2013-01-09 10:28:51 PM  
1 vote:
a better time line would be nice

3PM: little girl says she needs to pee

3PM: bus driver on such an such interstate say she can't pull over. the next exit is 10 miles. you don't just willy nilly pull a bus over on the side of interstate.

3:03PM: 7 more miles honey! hold it

3:04PM: she can't hold it.

3:06PM: bus driver gets off the first closest exit.
2013-01-09 10:20:31 PM  
1 vote:

doglover: 't

Real easy to say to a little girl, when I'm guessing you're equipped with your own nozzle. It's kinda hard for women to piss into a cup, much less a little girl less familiar with her own anatomy.

Though I agree with you that the bush driver should have pulled over.
2013-01-09 09:59:25 PM  
1 vote:

TomD9938: moothemagiccow: I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it... yes, even city busses

Not practical to enforce proper useage.

Too many people trying to join The .001 Mile High Club.

You're assuming people don't just fark on the bus anyway, the same way they piss, smoke, masturbate and do drugs. Public toilets are going to be misused, broken and ruined. That doesn't mean they're unnecessary.
2013-01-09 09:49:49 PM  
1 vote:

rockforever: When I was in 5th grade I remember a little girl asking repeatedly to use the restroom during PE class. We were all supposed to go before we got out to the "field" because it was kind of a walk and they had to have someone escort the kids that far. Well of course they denied her about 5 times. At one point she just started crying, squatted down, and went to work.

We all laughed, but it was pretty sick. All of us standing there and what not.

/well did she finish or what.jpg

In Japan April is the season of hanami, or cherry blossom viewing. You go out with your friends, family, and/or co-workers, get a big swath of space under a cherry tree with a tarp on it, and just drink the ever loving shiat outta all the booze you can chug.

Well in a place like Tokyo you wind up with 10,000,000 who all have the same idea on a Saturday. So the parks where there's toilets are overrun. Many more people than any sports game or concert in a stadium. This leads to lines so long for the bathroom and people so drunk, many just go outside. Men, women, children; EVERYONE has to pee outside because the lines can be up to an hour for a real toilet and their condition is never very good after an hour's worth of drunks has just gone in before you.
2013-01-09 09:45:27 PM  
1 vote:
i peed in my snowsuit once. it was so warm, but then it got cold, and itchy. true story.
2013-01-09 09:40:01 PM  
1 vote:
If the school bus had holes in the floor as ours did this wouldn't be a problem.

/the kids had to push the bus to school and back uphill both ways too.
2013-01-09 09:32:52 PM  
1 vote:
Ah yes, Emotional Di$tre$$

How can I possibly reduce the amount of embarrassment my daughter had to go through? I know, I'll sue for something that happened a year ago and reopen the wounds. But, it's not about the money, we want them to learn a lesson. Excuse me while I continue shopping for my new BMW.
2013-01-09 09:28:34 PM  
1 vote:
the school bus driver was undoubtedly of teutonic heritage
2013-01-09 09:21:59 PM  
1 vote:
if this were a charter school then the little girl's parents would also have been fined $100.
2013-01-09 08:54:51 PM  
1 vote:
If peeing your pants is cool...
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