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6408 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 09 Jan 2013 at 10:34 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-09 09:12:54 PM  
You didn't know? The company that produces these bulletproof clothes is quite famous and there's even a Vice documentary on them over at youtube. Stephen Segal is one of many famous clients they show during the interview and the dorky host even gets shot in the guts. It's a cool business and honestly I want a 3 piece suit from them if I ever get the money.
2013-01-09 10:34:03 PM  
More like Steven Seagal IS Bulletproof.
2013-01-09 10:39:12 PM  
I liked "Hard to Kill" and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
2013-01-09 10:39:47 PM  

ekdikeo4: More like Steven Seagal IS Bulletproof.

I thought that was Damon Wayans.
2013-01-09 10:49:24 PM  
Same Columbian tailor that makes Obamas suit jackets?

checks link


/carry on.
2013-01-09 10:49:40 PM  
Under Siege is an awesome movie and the sequel is just as good, if not better. There, I said it.
2013-01-09 10:53:40 PM  
and challenged a UFC champion to a street fight, as long as no one was watching

Little known fact: one of the most powerful moves in Aikido is falling on your knees and crying like a girl. Then, when your opponent turns away in disgust you kick him in the back.

/littler known fact; a story about SS going on a European tour with his band was my first Fark GL
2013-01-09 11:09:25 PM  
Of course, Steven Seagal could get hit with a mortar shell and it would just ripple the outer layers of his blubber.
2013-01-09 11:26:29 PM  

movieman_1979: Under Siege is an awesome movie and the sequel is just as good, if not better. There, I said it.

Under Siege and Under Siege 2 are both great movies. He made a few others in his prime, but pretty soon they were the same movie over and over, and then he eventually became a caricature out of himself. VanDamme also had some good movies, but once again, a very narrow window before it got tiresome and repetitive.

I was just going to come on here and say pretty much the same thing: 'Remember when Segal actually put out good movies, and wasn't a walking joke?'. Sure, he wasn't an Oscar winner, but he had some pretty badass movies.
2013-01-09 11:39:29 PM  
That hair piece looks like it will stop a bullet or two.

He's found the fountain of Piven

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2013-01-09 11:55:00 PM  
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This was like a month ago. He said he would fight him, as long as there were no witnesses(naturally), and would dominate him with aikido.

This guy is such a douchenozzle
2013-01-10 01:12:49 AM  
[Re: Steven Seagal hosting SNL]

David Spade: [Seagal] didn't want to go along with what the plan was that week, and as a result, I think that was the first week that I heard talk about replacing the host and just doing a cast show.

Julia Sweeney: When we pitched our ideas for Seagal at our Monday meeting, he gave us some of his own sketch ideas. And some of his sketch ideas were so heinous, but so hilariously awful, it was like we were on Candid Camera. He had this idea that he's a therapist and he wanted Victoria Jackson to be his patient who's just been raped. And the therapist says, "You're going to have to come to me twice a week for like three years," because, he said, "that's how therapists f*cking are. They're just trying to get your money." And then he says that the psychiatrist tries to have sex with her.
2013-01-10 01:35:39 AM  
Steve's movies almost always have three.word. titles.
2013-01-10 05:26:10 AM  

Any Pie Left: Steve's movies almost always have three.word. titles.

The Hair Piece
One More Burger
Pants Won't Fit
Rape Is Funny
The Sex Therapist
I'm a Deputy
Cheeseburger in Paradise
2013-01-10 02:57:40 PM  
I bet he also has 100 bottles of fan semen.
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