Dinki: It looks like it has about 2 inches of road clearance in the front. I can see the front scoop getting smashed on the first speed bump.
Britney Spear's Speculum: Why am I Mr. pink?
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: It's not pink! It's light-ish red!
Grapple: Dinki: It looks like it has about 2 inches of road clearance in the front. I can see the front scoop getting smashed on the first speed bump.Good supercars have a jack system to lift up the front end to avoid that.
Fano: Grapple: Dinki: It looks like it has about 2 inches of road clearance in the front. I can see the front scoop getting smashed on the first speed bump.Good supercars have a jack system to lift up the front end to avoid that.Like Speed Buggy or Inspector Gadget's car?
HotWingAgenda: That looks like a wonderful car to drive on a perfectly flat, perfectly dry road.
King Something: There's nothing wrong with driving a pink car (and the Lambo in TFA isn't anywhere close to pink. It's black with magenta trim).. Nobody will question your masculinity if you drive a pink car unless they are a girly-man; inversely, only a girly-man with a very small penis would refuse to drive a pink car because he thinks it would make others question his masculinity.On the other hand, if you drive a Lambo, everybody's gonna think you either have more money than brains or are overcompensating for a comically small penis. Chances are both are true, because you could get a Zonda, a Koenigsegg or an Ariel Atom for about the same as, or less than, an Aventador; and none of the other three will make people point and laugh at you, nor do they scream "Please don't look at my penis" the way a Lambo, a Corvette or a Hummer do.
somemoron: For 2.2 million farking dollars, I'd better be able to move the damn seat.
The Larch: somemoron: For 2.2 million farking dollars, I'd better be able to move the damn seat.The seat will move any damned time you want the seat to move. You just have to call the dealership to move it for you.
mccallcl: This is why I guess I would make a terrible rich person. $2MM would buy me a collection of 20 breathtaking vintage cars, like an original Mark I GTi, random American muscle from the 70s, a couple of rodded out pickups, a couple of roadsters, some of those inspirational poster cars from the 80s, there's not much you couldn't find for $20-$50K each. With a mil left over for a nice garage and a years' salary for a talented mechanic.Raiding eBay motors/bring a trailer would be the shopping adventure of a lifetime, the subject of its own documentary film if done right.Or you could get this ridiculous monster, after waiting for months, and have everyone ask you what it is and assume you paid 1/4 of what you actually paid. Women can't tell the difference between this Lambo and any other supercar made during the last decade, why waste valuable drug money on it?
LDM90: No it's, red.
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