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(Macomb Daily)   Accused of robbing woman of purse, man blames it on his military time in Iraq ... where they taught him to rob purses?   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Iraq, mother said, PNC Bank, pain medicine, Global War on Terrorism, veterans  
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2032 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2013 at 7:10 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-09 07:17:13 PM  
3 votes:
Never heard of the 415th Airborne Pursesnatchers?
2013-01-09 09:08:36 PM  
1 vote:
You know. The funny thing is that the government takes a young man and they teach him how to snatch purses, oh they teach you sooo many ways to snatch a purse. and they keep you practcin how to snatch purses all day and all evening until you can't think or even dream about anything but stealin purses. Then they send you over to steal and steal and steal until you can steal a purse without even thinking about it.... And then they drop you back off at your doorstep like nothin ever happened. But you know what man? they don't ever teach that boy how to stop snatchin purses.
2013-01-09 09:07:36 PM  
1 vote:
Well, that just proves how thoroughly they were looking for WMDs over there.
2013-01-09 07:58:42 PM  
1 vote:
He's a maniac, maniac on the floor. He's purse snatching like he's never snatched before.
2013-01-09 07:15:51 PM  
1 vote:
That's "securing the personal effects of indigenous civilians while performing a security sweep" to you, podnah.
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