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(Patch)   Mrs. Starbuck at Starbuck's during robbery, prefers 7-Eleven: "It's expensive, so I never go". Post all comments on Galactica, Moby Dick & gun control to the right   ( sanjuancapistrano.patch.com) divider line
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2013-01-09 05:54:56 PM  
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DeerNuts: Amberwind: Just named my new puppy Starbuck, so getting a kick.

I have three Bostons, named Kara, Boomer and Helo.


Yup. Mine is a German Shepherd/Boxer mix. We were thinking about calling her Jaina after Han & Leia's daughter, or Boomer, but the names didn't fit.

She's rambunctious, tears around at top speed all the time when she's not sleeping, tries to eat the cigar stubs from my husband's ashtray, and constantly picks fights with the cats. Hence, Starbuck.
2013-01-09 05:32:43 PM  
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"I asked if they would heat the roll..."

Oh, she's one of those people.

I don't like my bread products reheated. Give me that bagel with cream cheese...Don't toast it.
2013-01-09 05:30:17 PM  
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Maud Dib: I don't see why everyone is so down on Starbucks. I met my fiancee at a Starbucks, not at the same Starbucks, but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.

Were you on your mac, or looking at a J Crew catalog?
2013-01-09 05:25:05 PM  
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"I was in front of him across the counter, about 5' feet away. Because he was focused on the cash register, he did not seem to notice me so when I realized this was a real robbery, I pulled out my glock 17, and gave him multiple rounds to the back of his head, until he fell down, then i kept shooting, because he would still twitch when the bullets hit him, and i thought he was still alive. Then i raised up my gun and blew the smoke out of the barrel like in the old cowboy movies, gave my best carrol brunett tarzan yell while teabagging his corpse. I moved to my right where I was blocked by the sweets display," she said.
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