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2013-01-09 12:51:33 PM  
Police hamster birth, bad pizza sasquatch sighting not
hmm. I think it's probably about toast.
2013-01-09 01:30:27 PM  
OK, well then who DO I call if I see a 'squatch?
2013-01-09 02:28:20 PM  
A streetlight?
2013-01-09 02:51:48 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: OK, well then who DO I call if I see a 'squatch?

Neighborhood 'squatch
2013-01-09 03:45:56 PM  
I'd say it's about a police hamster siting a pregnant Sasquatch for not paying for a pizza she ordered after finding out it was bad.  The trauma of getting the ticket sent her into labor.
2013-01-09 04:02:05 PM  
Richard Gere's last themed birthday party
2013-01-09 04:03:49 PM  
A typical Tuesday night in Portland?
2013-01-09 04:03:53 PM  
not 225819203.
2013-01-09 04:04:07 PM  
well its obvious the bad pizza caused a hallucination of a sasquatch sighting. obvs. The police interviewed the hamster to confirm this wasn't true.
2013-01-09 04:04:08 PM  
Probably another gun thread.
2013-01-09 04:05:03 PM  
Reports of Sasquatch sightings prompt police response to local pizza parlor ... discover Tenacious D live birthing butt baby hamster.
2013-01-09 04:05:31 PM  

chrisacip: Richard Gere's last themed birthday party

Ok you got me

/poor sleeping kitty now has to clean off all the tea I just spit on her
2013-01-09 04:07:25 PM  

2013-01-09 04:11:39 PM  
I was thinking... Now that sounds like a party.
2013-01-09 04:14:27 PM  
Just to preserve a sense of mystery and wonder in this world, I'm not going to click on that link to find out what it means.
2013-01-09 04:14:53 PM  
Good job, Subby. I had to look.
2013-01-09 04:14:53 PM  
The title of a new anime coming out in Japan later this year, which may or may not be an H anime.
2013-01-09 04:15:48 PM  
should have been a photoshop challenge
2013-01-09 04:16:56 PM  
I feel like police-hamster-birth-bad-pizza-sasquatch-sighting would be an excellent Fark handle.
2013-01-09 04:27:27 PM  
Beats me.
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2013-01-09 04:30:59 PM  
Canadian donkey show?
2013-01-09 04:34:43 PM  
So, let's say, completely hypothetical of course, that I happened to have captured a Sasquatch. This is all hypothetical of course, I am not suggesting that I currently have a Sasquatch lounging around in my basement watching Fringe.

But there has to be somebody who will make him pay rent, right? Hypothetically, of course.
2013-01-09 04:37:18 PM  
I wonder why, "my drug dealer ripped me off" wasn't on the list.
2013-01-09 04:45:31 PM  
The really funny emergency calls are I'm the areas of bc with no 911 services. Those backwoods folks (my neighbours ) have plenty of time and isolation to come up with some really bizarre emergencies
2013-01-09 04:48:19 PM  
MST3K host segment to a movie with all of this?
2013-01-09 05:05:51 PM  
Canada has a police force? What's next, will they get a military, too?
2013-01-09 05:14:19 PM  
[...] angry man who called after buying a hamster that gave birth to a litter of 10.

That was no hamster...

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2013-01-09 05:38:19 PM  
purple monkey dishwasher?
2013-01-09 06:19:30 PM  
Principal caught sayof? Is he dead or not?
2013-01-09 07:34:18 PM  

sasquatch-police, bad
hamster-pizza, good
birth-sighting, not
2013-01-09 08:47:50 PM  
Nose army, smell sign beef diaper!
2013-01-10 12:07:08 AM  
2013-01-10 12:14:26 AM  
It means, and this is just a rough translation, "A man with a spear trapped a bird and a sideways fish in a vase.

... and there was also a beetle."
2013-01-10 01:43:23 AM  

chrisacip: Richard Gere's last themed birthday party

Winner, winner hamster pizza dinner!
2013-01-10 08:53:23 AM  
Police say hamster birth, bad pizza or sasquatch sighting not worth calling 911
By The Canadian Press | Associated Press - Tue, Jan 8, 2013

VANCOUVER - One person's crime in progress is another person's hamster invasion, say RCMP in Coquitlam, B.C., who are reminding callers how to use the 911 emergency line.

Const. Jamie Chung says some calls to 911 aren't an emergency at all, like the angry man who called after buying a hamster that gave birth to a litter of 10.

He says the man was upset because the store refused to give him a refund and his next call was to 911.
Chung says the call-taker explained the 911 line isn't there to settle consumer disputes and talked the man out of dropping the hamster brood off in the Mounties' parking lot.

The officer says emergency operators have taken calls for everything from chickens crossing the road to bad pizza and even a sasquatch sighting.

He says people need to remember that calling 911 is for emergencies only, such as crimes in progress or where people or property are being threatened.
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