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(KXLY Spokane)   To honor no-pants subway ride in NYC, Spokane robber attempts no-pants burglary. Suspect is white man in his 20's, about 5'8'' to 5'10", thin, and pantsless   ( kxly.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, burglary, robbery  
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1584 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2013 at 4:28 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-09 03:40:54 PM  
Does he have an accomplice who is hatless?
2013-01-09 04:34:23 PM  

2013-01-09 04:34:53 PM  
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Oh, white you said?

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2013-01-09 04:36:26 PM  
I'm sure there is some kind of freckle that will tell if it's really the criminal or not... if you also just happen to be arrested for walking around with no pants on.
2013-01-09 04:37:52 PM  
He's a freaky deak like winnie the pooh. T shirt, no pants and dance the boogaloo.
2013-01-09 04:37:58 PM  
White, or brownish?
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2013-01-09 04:38:53 PM  
FTFA: "He was last seen ... with a fuzzy ball ..."
2013-01-09 04:40:37 PM  
My guess is meth.....
2013-01-09 04:44:08 PM  
Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.
2013-01-09 04:46:58 PM  
That's some good proflin' there Kumana Wanalaia
2013-01-09 04:47:57 PM  
Well that describes me just about every day.
2013-01-09 04:48:42 PM  
done in one
2013-01-09 04:51:29 PM  
Circumcisal evidence?
2013-01-09 04:53:57 PM  
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

//from a way old Top Five list
2013-01-09 05:15:54 PM  
Spokompton, everybody. Spokompton
2013-01-09 05:19:48 PM  

give me doughnuts: Does he have an accomplice who is hatless?

He wasn't involved. At the time he was headed towards that place that sells chili.
2013-01-09 05:28:41 PM  
I'm sure he was stumbling home from the bar and realized he needed to take a shiat.  Was just pre-gaming to be sure he was ready.

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2013-01-09 09:55:08 PM  

give me doughnuts: Does he have an accomplice who is hatless?

Done in one!
2013-01-09 11:27:17 PM  
I hope they throw his pantsless butt in jail.
2013-01-10 01:31:19 AM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.

Came here for this. Leaving happy.
2013-01-10 02:46:47 AM  
20" penis?

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