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(Slashdot)   Due to a worldwide barium shortage, if you have a surplus the medical community would like you to get off your ass. Canada, what else do you have stored near the maple syrup stash?   ( science.slashdot.org) divider line
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1941 clicks; posted to Geek » on 09 Jan 2013 at 12:28 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-09 02:18:18 PM  
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Can we help, eh?
2013-01-09 02:03:17 PM  
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Sorry Subby, you misunderstood. Canada has a surplus of beerium.
2013-01-09 01:43:35 PM  
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My grandma was talking one day about the bavarian swallow she had to do. She kept saying bavarian swallow. My dad asked me what she meant and all I could think of was my grandma was going to be in german pron. Turns out it was a barium swallow. So maybe German Gizz could be a substitute

/I know cool story bro
2013-01-09 01:24:48 PM  
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That movie was prophetic...

...we really DO need The Fifth Element!
2013-01-09 12:38:51 PM  
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"Does anyone know of alternatives to barium?"

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