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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   He ran over fleeing suspects, fell asleep on duty, and stole corkscrews from a neighborhood pizza joint. Still, there goes the best damn police officer the city of Hastings ever had   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Police Chief Paul Schnell, Rene Doffing  
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2013-01-09 11:44:19 AM  
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If the guy you're chasing is stupid enough to run in a straight line run his ass over.
2013-01-09 12:29:55 PM  
1 vote:
In all honesty, the last two I backed over with my car. Luckily, they turned out to be drug dealers.
2013-01-09 12:22:39 PM  
1 vote:
Embattled Hastings police officer

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2013-01-09 11:34:39 AM  
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