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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   SWAT team found man sound asleep six hours after he crashed his SUV into sporting-goods store and fired shots. He had no idea how he got there; the last thing he remembered was an "unknown quantity" of Black Velvet whisky   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, SWAT, Moreno, sport utility vehicles, Coralville, Ford Explorer, shell casings  
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2013-01-09 10:46:48 AM  
1 vote:
This wouldn't happen if the mannequins had guns.
2013-01-09 10:33:36 AM  
1 vote:
Mr. Lahey?
2013-01-09 10:25:57 AM  
1 vote:
Bet you the gun is legal.


Phani M. Medler

Don't be meddlin' with people's phanis.
2013-01-09 10:24:39 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-09 10:18:31 AM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: Did he have a little boy's smile on his face when they found him?

Maybe he drank it in a slow, Southern style.
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