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2013-01-08 08:49:59 PM  
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fuhfuhfuh: dyhchong: This is an R&D lab, it's not a factory full of new finished product.

You're a regular Joe looking to make a quick buck, all you have is your hands, maybe a backpack and you want to maximise your income with minimal effort.

You break into a building and you see
- in one room a workbench full of parts and half stripped devices, maybe a server as well as some large machines that are up to a tonne or two,
- another is a room full of desktop computers on desks,
- and a third is a conference room full of iPads.

What do you steal?

... the Ferrari?

The Ferrari's tyres squeal as the car quickly accelerates. You can't believe how smooth and powerful it is. As it drives off into the horizon, you can't help but think you would like to drive one of those one day and that you shouldn't really be distracted by things outside when you have such a small windows of opportunity.

Suddenly, you hear a knock on the door and realise your only responses possible are to,

- Launch yourself into the closest high back chair and upon entry, slowly spin around pretending to pet a cat and muttering about your expectations
- Launch yourself at the closest window and hope it breaks
- Launch into Space Oddity and hope they're a Bowie fan

What do you do?
2013-01-08 05:40:22 PM  
1 vote:

Electromax: Buglers

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2013-01-08 04:52:29 PM  
1 vote:
As I type this on a Compaq Presario running Vista...let's just say I understand.
2013-01-08 04:17:13 PM  
1 vote:
Buglers steal items with highest/fasted resale opportunity around holidays. More at 11.
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