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(Some Guy)   Genetically-Altered Squirrels take over Wittenberg University.   ( divider line
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2054 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Nov 2001 at 1:42 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-24 01:46:42 PM  
I knew it. I *knew* all those squirrel conspiracy people were right.
2001-11-24 02:09:02 PM  
I'm a Wittenberg alum... and it's true, squirrels do outnumber students 3-1 there ;-)
2001-11-24 02:40:14 PM  
ho-hum ... lame
2001-11-24 02:53:51 PM  
I can personally attest to the presence of an albino squirrel on the UT campus. I believe his name is Eddie.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-11-24 07:44:53 PM  
the squirrels at my school are the same way. thres about 2 for each student. they hang around the lower school playground, which worries me. They always in our trashcans. I had a moment with a squirrel on my way to gym about a week ago. It was a ncie squirrel i guess, i said "im not gonna hurt you" and it looked at me and gave me a "okiedoky" look.

but the others worry me. id like to shoot them all, but i go to a quaker school and i doubt they'd appreciate it.
2001-11-25 12:14:23 AM  
..... CIA Mole , have you ever tried yahoo Clubs , lots of message chat available , better than :

Zeal was all like MB, let me stalk ya
MB was all like ,OK ( tease )
Mole was all like , beg beg beg
Kanonball was all like , major buzzkill
2001-11-25 08:12:28 AM  
HA! HA! Finally we've caught those damn squirrells in the act!!! Excelent....I may now have my revenge on those cute little bastards!!
2001-11-25 08:22:19 PM  
well our campus has been invaded and no one has deemed us worthy of, land of the squirrels.
One broke into a dorm room by chewing through the screen and it went after a birthday cake, others have pulled a matrix on several unsuspecting students. we have attempted to fight back using water bottles and stepping on all the acorns.
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