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(Bleacher Report)   Will "The Great One" finally come face-to-face with "The Best In The World"? Does John Cena have enough hustle, loyalty and respect to be the new face of Fruity Pebbles? It's Monday Night Raw, featuring the return (again) of The Rock, 8pm ET on USA   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, John Cena, Fruity Pebbles, rocks, Royal Rumble, WWE Championship, Monday Night Raw, Brock Lesnar, sure bet  
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2013-01-07 10:07:34 PM  
3 votes:

MagSeven: The_Y2P_Problem: silgryphon: The_Y2P_Problem: What's the point of giving Ryback pyro if you're not gonna show it during his entrance?

He doesn't have pyro. Just sound effects of pyro

Ah... That... doesn't make much more sense, but at least explains why they don't show non-existent pyro.

/Hug it out, buddy

Actually, Ryback has a fear of pyro. Not a joke. I heard it on the Colt Cabana podcast. He had an accident or something as a kid and doesn't want to be near it when it goes off.

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2013-01-07 08:41:47 PM  
3 votes:
"The WWE with the CNN style ticker on the bottom, Brain."

"How else are we gonna know when a second fat girl hits the south Cena?"

2013-01-07 10:26:12 PM  
2 votes:

silgryphon: clintster: Triple Oak: clintster: Triple Oak: Wanna jump in before the gredunza, I'll read the other posts later. Beat my bowling teammate 719 to 718 tonight, celebrating with a McGangBang and some orange soda.

/O hai WWE championship match

A whut?

A McChicken inside a McDouble. Two bucks, monster sandwich.

That sounds... kinda awesome, actually. Sort of a McDonald's turducken.

How do you order that?

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2013-01-07 08:29:02 PM  
2 votes:
"Cena just won't go down!"

"Because Dolph isn't fat enough."

"Will you stop?"
2013-01-07 08:13:10 PM  
2 votes:
It's not unusual...

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2013-01-07 08:08:30 PM  
2 votes:
This show makes me want to punch Cena

*boots up WWE13*
2013-01-07 08:04:01 PM  
2 votes:
Wow...we're either in Mark City, FL tonight or the crowd is 95% high school dropout women
2013-01-07 11:58:50 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-07 11:44:41 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-07 10:56:30 PM  
1 vote:
I just want to see him come back looking like this...

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2013-01-07 10:27:08 PM  
1 vote:

tbaughm: ShiningWizard: tbaughm: Hit him with the Gatorade!

Use the tazer!


Water bottle of doom!

lulz, loved that moment just after this one...
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2013-01-07 10:21:11 PM  
1 vote:

clintster: Triple Oak: Wanna jump in before the gredunza, I'll read the other posts later. Beat my bowling teammate 719 to 718 tonight, celebrating with a McGangBang and some orange soda.

/O hai WWE championship match

A whut?

A McChicken inside a McDouble. Two bucks, monster sandwich.
2013-01-07 10:20:13 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-07 09:44:35 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: Yes and at 5-0 she TOWERS over me!

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Believe me I am well aware there is a decent size contingent of guys out there that like short girls [placeovbiousjokehere] but LIKING 5-0 girls and BEING a 5-0 girl are 2 different things.

*short wizard is short*

My wife is 5 foot and a half inch tall

She's very proud of that half inch

"I'm sure she's proud of yours too"


2013-01-07 09:27:16 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: I thought Wasteland was a good finisher, why get rid of it?

Wade just needs his coat and good entrance music

"He can't get his coat back, he gave it to Goodwill, and Otunga ain't gonna give it back."
2013-01-07 09:26:35 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-07 09:21:32 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-07 09:20:51 PM  
1 vote:
"Do you think that Alabama could beat the Kansas City Chiefs Brain?"

"Sure, they're probably more talented, bigger, stronger... Paid more..."

"Will you stop?"
2013-01-07 09:16:45 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: Former WWE Women's champion Alundra Blayze has confirmed that she will be at RAW next week for the 20th anniversary show. Blayze, aka Madusa, posted the following to Twitte

"They've asked her to bring her best gym bag."

"Will you stop?"
2013-01-07 09:13:20 PM  
1 vote:
"Randy Orton to the ring!"

"The walking wellness violation... Fighting who?"

"Drew McIntyre of 3MB."

"Ugh, it's like watching your mother-in-law argue with your wife. Painful, and you'd just wish it would end."
2013-01-07 09:04:20 PM  
1 vote:
Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.
2013-01-07 09:04:03 PM  
1 vote:
"Apparently over on 'The Bachelor' a woman exited the limo wearing a wedding dress, Brain."

"Yep! And if it was me she could march her ass right back in! That's levels of crazy that AJ would say 'reign it in sister'"
2013-01-07 09:02:30 PM  
1 vote:
Good job making that botch work a little bit by Sandow and Kane.
2013-01-07 08:54:16 PM  
1 vote:
Dammit, heart attack, try harder!

/holy crap, does Lawler stink on the mic
2013-01-07 08:54:00 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-07 08:47:47 PM  
1 vote:
"2013 is starting off rough Brain."

"Can you blame it Monsoon, after Dec. 21st it wasn't even supposed to exist, it's gonna take a while to get going."
2013-01-07 08:42:20 PM  
1 vote:
Most couples have the broken heart necklace they can combine to show their love.  Kaitlyn and Seth Rollins share a head of hair.
2013-01-07 08:41:51 PM  
1 vote:
SMACKDOWN NUMBAH ONE REFEREE needs to get control of this match.
2013-01-07 08:34:03 PM  
1 vote:
"One with one shoe"

"Because his shoelaces didn't have enough hustle or respect. Monsoon."
2013-01-07 08:20:40 PM  
1 vote:
"What do you call Soulberg's hairdo Brain, it's kinda Mohawk, kinda Afro..."

2013-01-07 08:15:54 PM  
1 vote:
"A million tax commercials, TI the season I guess. Brain got your taxes squared away?"

"Depends if Notre Dame wins tonight, if they win I cash in this large wager."

"And if they lose?"

"Next broadcast ill be via satellite from Cambodia."
2013-01-07 08:11:37 PM  
1 vote:
When did Wayne Brady get so jacked?
2013-01-07 08:11:31 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone else see the "john cena has low T" sign? That made me lol literally.
2013-01-07 08:10:34 PM  
1 vote:

Igor Jakovsky: 75% of these marks have no idea who Dice Clay is. Way to be current with your insults John.

That reference was so dated, Jerry Lawler is going to work with him to give him fresh material.
2013-01-07 08:01:16 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-07 07:52:21 PM  
1 vote:


Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.
2013-01-07 11:49:11 AM  
1 vote:

FinFangFark: grinding_journalist: Did this get greenlit this early so it'll get buried by the time the event actually airs?

/doesn't watch wrestling
//9 hours ahead of time seems excessive

Triple H is a mod on Fark now...well isn't that just great.

/Welcome-uh to-uh Fark-uh

*chortle* Well played. :)
2013-01-07 11:47:07 AM  
1 vote:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

Ha, ha, very funny. Clearly, subby is a Gretzky fan.
2013-01-07 11:45:21 AM  
1 vote:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

And here I thought they were talking about Gretzky.
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