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(Chicago Trib)   Breaking into your neighbor's condo with a knife, duct tape and an 8 inch sexual device is no way to spend a Saturday night, even if you are the Fire Chief   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Tinley Park, Illinois, fire chiefs, condos, knife, Cook County Circuit Court, Gary M. Swiercz  
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9076 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2013 at 8:44 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-06 08:51:38 PM  
2 votes:
an 8-inch sexual device...

Are we talking length, or girth?
2013-01-06 09:02:30 PM  
1 vote:
Swiercz's attorney, Colleen McSweeney Moore, called the incident out of character for the fire chief.

Oh well then, let bygones be bygones.
2013-01-06 08:54:31 PM  
1 vote:
Did she have a burning bush?
2013-01-06 08:50:54 PM  
1 vote:
How about a Tuesday?
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