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(Business Insider)   Siri: "Your date is in 45 minutes. Tuck in your shirt and you REALLY need a breath mint"   ( businessinsider.com) divider line
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4719 clicks; posted to Geek » on 06 Jan 2013 at 3:51 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-06 09:45:26 PM  
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Empty Matchbook: "Oh God, Siri, I'm on fire! HELP!!"

"I said open the pod bay doors, Siri. Siri. Open the pod bay doors."
2013-01-06 05:14:33 PM  
1 vote:
Cool. Now my iPhone can constantly beep and blare out that my pockets smell like ass and funions.
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