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(Yahoo)   Ambassador to Colombia resigns after Christmas embassy orgy ends with whores stealing phones, laptops and pooping on the desks. Sounds like a typical Farc party to me   ( divider line
    More: Sick, FARC, Colombia, Colombian Police, tegucigalpa, ambassadors, Bogota  
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20406 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2013 at 1:56 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-06 12:01:30 AM  
4 votes:
Moral of the story: PAY YO HOS.
2013-01-06 04:41:42 AM  
2 votes:
"after they were asked to leave without being paid."

Ahh... I think I see the problem here.
2013-01-06 02:16:21 AM  
2 votes:
I can barely conceive of how people do this stuff at all. Doing it with co-workers though? That I can't even begin to wrap my head around.

I had a manager for a while who worked in another city and who would come into town a couple times a year. Every time he visited he would take the team out for lunch or dinner, and every time on our way to AND from the meal he would ask about where the strip clubs were and suggest we visit one. Every time one of us would make a vague gesture and say "a few blocks that way" to the question, and we would all 100% ignore the suggestion. He NEVER got it, and just kept suggesting it whenever their was a pause in the conversation. None of us were interested in going to strip clubs to start with, and we sure as HELL didn't want to go with anyone we worked with, especially that freaky loser. (He was eventually fired for inappropriate behavior of a sexual nature btw.)
2013-01-06 03:56:18 AM  
1 vote:

la_cyberchicana: Used to drive my dad up the wall.

Your dad sounds pretty boring.
2013-01-06 02:37:19 AM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: "Honduras" means "waves" in Spanish, BTW. The Mayans got sick of them and left.

Sorry, what? "Waves" is "olas," "ondas," or "ondulación," depending on context. "Honduras" comes from the Spanish word for depth: "honda" in modern Spanish, "hondura" in 16th century Spanish.
2013-01-06 02:27:34 AM  
1 vote:
As for going out and doing the hookers with your co-workers....

Dont. Just dont. Do it on your own time. Ive worked at some places where it was done, but I dont recommend it. Do it on your own time, not with coworkers who will later think they have a in with you.
2013-01-06 02:22:51 AM  
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2013-01-06 02:18:31 AM  
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What a Colombian Farcer might look like.

/Image is hot like an ammo belt cooking off.
2013-01-06 02:09:28 AM  
1 vote:

Aussie_As: Farc party! That's play of the day to Subby. Superb.

^^^^^ worth reposting
2013-01-06 02:04:44 AM  
1 vote:


/Seriously, though... Las Condes is where money is. I live in Arizona. Scottsdale has some serious money, but they don't have a dedicated Bentley dealership like in Las Condes. These families have seen revolutions and coups d'etats. They still have their money. That's invincible money. They look at the Rothschilds, DuPonts, and Rockefellers as "New Money." They've been in South America for almost 500 years. You don't fark with them, especialy La Familia Ahumada, or Los Hiriart. (That's Pinochet's widow's family.) These are people who consider Beverly Hills a slum. That's crazy cash.
//So why did I go off on this tangent? Tegucigalpa has a police force that knows where their Ho's are. They help run them and they get a cut. Honduras has like 4 powerful families and a million servants. And if I remember my history, even the Mayans said, "Let's get the hell out of here and head north."

That's not invincible money. That's collaborator money. Folks like that don't survive by taking (unpopular) stands, they survive by playing middle man to both sides. It's the other side of Idiocracy. They have excellent manipulation social darwinism skills.
2013-01-06 01:27:10 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a brilliantly conceived intelligence op. Just walk right in, steal the computers and poop on the desk.
2013-01-06 12:29:36 AM  
1 vote:
Farc party! That's play of the day to Subby. Superb.
2013-01-06 12:02:19 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: Moral of the story: PAY YO HOS.

Seriously. Did they learn nothing from our Secret Service scandal?
2013-01-05 11:55:21 PM  
1 vote:
Subby, I c what you did there....
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