Amos Quito: FTA: "Under forfeiture allegations contained in the indictments, Steven Thomas, if convicted, faces forfeiture of $739,744, while Michael Thomas, if convicted, must forfeit $102,393 and two personal computers."And who gets to keep the "forfeited" money? The Feds?Also: "stealing from an Indian tribal organization" is one crime, while "stealing from an Indian tribal government receiving federal funds" is a separate crime?
Rufus Lee King: A man from Provincetown, Mass,Had testicles made out of brass.He banged them together,To play "Stormy Weather",And lightning shot out of his ass./apologies to Shary Flenniken fans//couldn't find the original drawings///would have gotten me a ban, anyways
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