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(CBS News)   Katy Perry named hottest woman of 2013 by Men's magazine. In related news, Russell Brand chosen biggest loser of 2013 by Men's What Were You Thinking? magazine   ( cbsnews.com) divider line
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enderthexenocide
2013-01-05 01:42:33 PM  
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2013-01-05 01:59:34 PM  
Damn I made it to 96 and all I'm shooting is air now...
/Where is Kaley Cuoco?
 
Fear the Clam [TotalFark]
2013-01-05 02:24:30 PM  
Elizabeth Banks (#34) looks like someone wiped their ass on the top of her head. Seriously, ladies, whoever told you that three inches of exposed dark roots is youthful was having a laugh at your expense. Get a hat.
 
Giltric
2013-01-05 02:31:42 PM  

gilgigamesh: [cdn.thegloss.com image 425x315]
THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD.


Jeez. Looks like shes been living underground hiding from sentinels and eating white mush with Neo in that picture.
 
jankyboy [TotalFark]
2013-01-05 02:38:22 PM  
I quit reading as soon as I saw Lady Gaga on the list.
 
Rose McGowan Loveslave
2013-01-05 02:45:39 PM  
Kat Dennings, number 70?!??

List FAIL!!!!

Somebody needs to borrow my glasses.
 
Swoop1809
2013-01-05 03:06:03 PM  
Give me Jennifer Lawrence over all those. She is damn near perfect.
 
Captain Kickass
2013-01-05 03:30:24 PM  
Amy Adams at 84??????

WHAT THE farkITY fark fark??????
 
Creoena
2013-01-05 03:31:34 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe:
/Where is Kaley Cuoco?


For the love of god, this.

Also missing from the list:
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/Emma Watson also needs to move up about 85 spots at least
 
Z-clipped
2013-01-05 03:32:37 PM  

gilgigamesh: [cdn.thegloss.com image 425x315]
THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD.


Just goes to show what heavy lipstick, fake lashes and a shiatload of eye makeup can do.

This:

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To this:
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Creoena
2013-01-05 03:33:12 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Damn I made it to 96 and all I'm shooting is air now...
/Where is Kaley Cuoco?


Creoena: Quantum Apostrophe:
/Where is Kaley Cuoco?

For the love of god, this.

Also missing from the list:
[wallpaperpassion.com image 850x637]
/Emma Watson also needs to move up about 85 spots at least


#54 apparently. I missed her too, then again I was looking in the top 5.
 
Krumet
2013-01-05 04:24:38 PM  

foo monkey: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Now I know beauty is subjective, but I find it really hard to believe that almost anyone would find Katy Perry to be more beautiful than Kate Beckinsale or Olivia Wilde. Pretty sure she just topped the list due to her current ubiquitousness.

Kate Beckinsale smokes. She's great to look at, but knowing she smells like shiat is a huge turn off.


I agree. But here's a fact. They all do. If you find one that doesn't, it's the exception that proves the rule.
 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease
2013-01-05 04:32:05 PM  
son, I'll take Heather Graham or Monica Belluci, or BOTH
 
Marshal805
2013-01-05 04:45:21 PM  

gilgigamesh: [cdn.thegloss.com image 425x315]
THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD.


Russell Brand is not going to sleep with you.
 
DarkPascual
2013-01-05 05:23:46 PM  

Z-clipped: gilgigamesh: [cdn.thegloss.com image 425x315]
THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

Just goes to show what heavy lipstick, fake lashes and a shiatload of eye makeup can do.

This:

[i.huffpost.com image 570x740]

To this:
[www.usmagazine.com image 467x658]


Huh...kinda like better the top pic...
 
I rite gud
2013-01-05 05:53:43 PM  

enderthexenocide: all of these women are hotter than almost anyone on that list, and all of them are extremely nsfw:

gabrielle lupin (aka ariel)
nikky case
veronika fasterova (aka verunka)
luba shumeyko
tiffany thompson
marketa belonoha
shay laren
iga wyrwal
katie fey
sofi (from met art)
chiara (from met art)
carisha (from femjoy)
you're welcome


Thank you, thank you, thank you. Definitely lusting after Ariel. I predict a kitten massacre soon.
 
Riotboy
2013-01-05 06:48:37 PM  

Swoop1809: Give me Jennifer Lawrence over all those. She is damn near perfect.


THIS.

/she's a goddess
 
Bendal
2013-01-05 08:39:49 PM  

Krumet: foo monkey: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Now I know beauty is subjective, but I find it really hard to believe that almost anyone would find Katy Perry to be more beautiful than Kate Beckinsale or Olivia Wilde. Pretty sure she just topped the list due to her current ubiquitousness.

Kate Beckinsale smokes. She's great to look at, but knowing she smells like shiat is a huge turn off.

I agree. But here's a fact. They all do. If you find one that doesn't, it's the exception that proves the rule.


IIRC Kate stopped smoking when she became pregnant, and I don't believe she took the habit back up afterwards.

/she shouldn't be out of the top 10 IMO
 
Smackledorfer
2013-01-05 08:55:28 PM  

Krumet: foo monkey: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Now I know beauty is subjective, but I find it really hard to believe that almost anyone would find Katy Perry to be more beautiful than Kate Beckinsale or Olivia Wilde. Pretty sure she just topped the list due to her current ubiquitousness.

Kate Beckinsale smokes. She's great to look at, but knowing she smells like shiat is a huge turn off.

I agree. But here's a fact. They all do. If you find one that doesn't, it's the exception that proves the rule.


Eh i would just take smoking back up. Problem solved.
 
ZeroCorpse
2013-01-05 11:45:36 PM  
Katy Perry is the most successful drag queen on the planet.
 
dai the flu
2013-01-06 12:00:58 AM  
A friend shouted me a ticket to see Russel Brand live only recently. He was funny enough and proved himself extremely sharp, if a little erratic. At the end of the show he sat at the front of the stage and signed hundreds of autographs and posed for photos, but to keep things organized he got on the microphone and asked that all "night wives" please make themselves known at the side of the stage- and I'll be damned if two dozen girls/women didn't flock to the side to be directed back stage. Now I'm not going to pretend that they were the cream of society's crop, but the point is that I don't think he's crying himself to sleep.

/he'd be too exhausted to cry..
 
LonMead
2013-01-06 12:54:12 AM  
Understand, lists like this would be more honest if they were simply called what they were: 100 Women Well-Known from Popular Culture that My Editors Would like to Bone, in No Particular Order.

Why was Katy Perry number 1? She was the first one the writer thought of.

Would like to humbly suggest Camilla Belle should be on the list somewhere... I didn't notice her.
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thisisyourbrainonFark
2013-01-06 01:56:10 AM  

Riotboy: Swoop1809: Give me Jennifer Lawrence over all those. She is damn near perfect.

THIS.

/she's a goddess


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/meh, that knee is approaching sharpness
 
Hardy-r-r [TotalFark]
2013-01-06 06:15:52 AM  

The Voice of Doom: Full list:
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[i.imgur.com image 768x1496]
[i.imgur.com image 768x1496]


Thanks!
 
hundreddollarman
2013-01-06 05:00:16 PM  

LonMead: Understand, lists like this would be more honest if they were simply called what they were: 100 Women Well-Known from Popular Culture that My Editors Would like to Bone, in No Particular Order.

Why was Katy Perry number 1? She was the first one the writer thought of.

Would like to humbly suggest Camilla Belle should be on the list somewhere... I didn't notice her.
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 375x500]


To be fair, I don't think Tim Tebow didn't notice her either.
 
red5ish
2013-01-06 05:10:52 PM  
How about the models from the Burger King commercials? Are they not famous enough? Because they make KP look like dog meat.
 
obeymatt [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 10:49:39 AM  
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