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(Business Insider)   Subby's hometown is the most Hungover City in America. Really, though, what else is there to do? (Bonus: Not a slideshow)   ( divider line
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2013-01-05 11:27:36 AM  
1 vote:
A bit late for the holidays, but since we *are* on the subject of Omaha...

We three clods from Omaha are
Spending Christmas Eve in a car
Drinking, drinking, glasses clinking
Who needs a lousy bar?


Drink to Charlie Drink to Paul
Drink to friends we can't recall
Swerving speeding, signs unheeding
Drink to anything at all

We three clods are feeling no pain
Drunk as skunks with booze on the brain
Senses losing, 'Til we're cruising
Into a wrong way lane


Drink to Melvin. Drink to Fred
Drink to those two trucks ahead
Headlights flashing
Screeching, crashing
Drink till they pronounce us dead

/mad magazine parody
2013-01-05 09:55:07 AM  
1 vote:
Madison absent because of the professionalism.
2013-01-05 07:28:46 AM  
1 vote:
There's a startling amount of OH in there...
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