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(WFAA Fort Worth)   American Eagle pilot arrested after an alcohol test revealed he was over the Minnesota 0.04% legal limit for pilots. In related news, PILOTS CAN LEGALLY FLY AFTER DRINKING in Minnesota   ( divider line
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2013-01-04 04:57:03 PM  
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Eddie Adams from Torrance: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.

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"It's an entirely different kind of flying."
2013-01-04 04:29:43 PM  
3 votes:
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
2013-01-04 04:20:16 PM  
3 votes:
Subby sounds madd.
2013-01-04 05:25:33 PM  
2 votes:
Amateurs. .04 is the minimum BAC for flying in Wisconsin.
2013-01-04 06:25:15 PM  
1 vote:

WillyChase: It's hard to understand how you could have a BAC of .04 and be considered under the influence

I actually have a breathalyzer I go out with. I can drink a bit a still be only at .03 or .04. There are times I won't drive at those. You can be pretty buzzed at 03 or 04. I wouldn't say "drunk" but you are still impaired.
2013-01-04 06:05:43 PM  
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W. T. Fark: That's about 2 beers. Much more lenient than I would expect

Ehhh... if you were a decent-sized guy and you drank them slow. Neglecting metabolism (which is to say, neglecting time), BAC is basically just a question of alcohol divided by mass, which is why Stacy Stakowski totally got a DUI even though she only had like one and a half Zimas at Todd's party and left after half an hour because Todd was practically farking Denise Fetzer in the hallway to his parents' bedroom and he knew she was there and so now she like can't even get her license back until she's 19 and that's only because her dad is a tax lawyer and called in a favor with the district magistrate to get her charged with vehicular reckless endangerment instead.
2013-01-04 05:55:54 PM  
1 vote:
.04 that is like had a beer at some point since you turned 21
2013-01-04 05:47:01 PM  
1 vote:
I didn't know you could get a pilot's license to fly American Eagles...

Do you have to be a jockey or something?
2013-01-04 05:39:07 PM  
1 vote:
As God as my witness, I thought after drinking Wild Turkey I could fly.
2013-01-04 05:34:34 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-04 05:33:12 PM  
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2013-01-04 05:25:06 PM  
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/Wait a second...penguins can't fly...PENGUINS CAN'T FLY
2013-01-04 05:17:03 PM  
1 vote:
How about an Old Fashioned?
2013-01-04 05:08:13 PM  
1 vote:
I've woke up after 7-8 hours of sleep with a BAC of 3 times that.
2013-01-04 05:05:26 PM  
1 vote:

Fear_and_Loathing: It used to be 8 hours bottle to throttle.  Now the FAA has some pretty stiff regs.

And American Eagle has some pretty stiff pilots...

//tip your waitress
2013-01-04 05:02:25 PM  
1 vote:
In Minnesota, you can't even call yourself a citizen unless you've had a few.
2013-01-04 05:00:23 PM  
1 vote:
0.04%? That's more of a sort of glide than flying.
2013-01-04 04:56:30 PM  
1 vote:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.

It's an entirely different kind of flying
2013-01-04 04:19:44 PM  
1 vote:
What an inebriated airline pilot might look like:

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2013-01-04 04:19:24 PM  
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JerseyTim: Yes, but how was the Abercrombie and Fitch pilot?

Hard to tell. His cologne was overpowering.
2013-01-04 04:16:32 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, but how was the Abercrombie and Fitch pilot?
2013-01-04 04:06:50 PM  
1 vote:
Hell, I run a .04 cold sober
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