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(KPTV Portland)   Man dies climbing abroad. This is why short people shouldn't date tall people   ( divider line
    More: Sad, tall people, Lake Oswego, short people, KPTV, mountaineers  
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7354 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jan 2013 at 4:36 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-04 05:23:52 PM  
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EngineerAU: Curious as to why going forward to the summit was the only choice.

The short version is: they picked the hardest possible route up, got surprised at how hard it was, and were underprepared for conditions. Once things started to go bad, they were close enough to the summit that they figured it would be easier to summit and find an easier route down from there, rather than to turn around and try to go back down the hard route they had come up.
2013-01-04 12:58:29 PM  
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To be fair, when Julie was a regular in NoHo, she was a huge amount of fun.
2013-01-04 11:29:43 AM  
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2013-01-04 07:25:19 PM  
1 vote:
Being a short guy sucks balls. Screw every tall guy in this thread stealing my five foot gals.

I honestly don't care about the height of a girl, but it seems like too many women do.

None want a shorter guy (i said want, not will settle for). Most want a guy at least a few inches. Many don't want to be equal even with high heels.
2013-01-04 06:28:25 PM  
1 vote:
I'm 5'1" and can stretch to 5'2" on a good day. Love youse guys 6'+ tall. Just so you'll know.
2013-01-04 06:13:37 PM  
1 vote:
I like climbing women of all heights, weights, and measures.
2013-01-04 05:37:13 PM  
1 vote:
Good headline, but I can't say I agree with the sentiment. Offsetting votes, +0
2013-01-04 04:45:22 PM  
1 vote:
I love the ending of TFA...

"oh and Eric also died." [sic]
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