duffblue: Same shiat different asshole. I guess Obama wasn't the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Holocaust Agnostic: Saborlas: Because the reason Obama hasn't closed Gitmo is entirely because he doesn't want to. There's no party of sickos who jerk off at the idea of indefinite detention refusing to pass defense bills unless they're allowed to keep their Persian prisoner porn. Nope, no obstructionists here.Obama never intended to end indefinite detention. Clodding titmouse was always a literal promise. That is, he would imprison people without tial forever but do it stateside.
Saborlas: Because the reason Obama hasn't closed Gitmo is entirely because he doesn't want to. There's no party of sickos who jerk off at the idea of indefinite detention refusing to pass defense bills unless they're allowed to keep their Persian prisoner porn. Nope, no obstructionists here.
Fuggin Bizzy: russsssman: It's almost like Bush wasn't so bad after all.Let's not get carried away. Bush 43 was the worst president in my lifetime.
gobstopping: Hitler gassed 6 million Jews. Are you saying America should have done the same thing?
ChipNASA: gobstopping: ManRay: Republicans are not going to do it.Democrats are not going to do it.Who is left?WHOM
gobstopping: ManRay: Republicans are not going to do it.Democrats are not going to do it.Who is left?
Hydra: 19th century-style warfare between nation-states with uniformed armies marching in straight lines meeting in meadows 30 yards apart then kneeling and shooting each other
The Jami Turman Fan Club: They're P.O.W.s either way.
Harry Freakstorm: I gotta do everything around this country.Near Future HeadlineCargo plane from Gitmo crashes in Atlantic Ocean.What was supposed to be a joyous occasion for the families of over 100 Gitmo detainees turned sour when they learned that the plane carrying the former prisoners of war crashed in the Atlantic Ocean. Only the crew survived."We are sadden by this event" said the President smiling because he was thinking about a recent Simpson episode where Bart and Homer accidentally exchanged bodies and no one noticed. "It is doubley sad because they didn't purchase flight insurance. Now, no one gets nuttin."The DC-3 was considered dangerously overloaded with it's load of passengers, extra fuel and unloved Pet Rocks that had also been sent to Gitmo back in the 70's. Witnesses say the plane broke up right after the crew bailed. "Witnesses say the valiant crew jumped at the first sign of trouble" says Obama. "But witnesses can be wrong. They can also be audited by the IRS."The President has requested a moment of silence for the victims. It will happen around 2 in the AM when everyone is pretty much asleep anyhow.(Updated)Witnesses claim the crew did everything they could including re-enacting the scene from Hot Shots where Charlie Sheen tries to hold the plane together with his bare hands. "They were heroes. Heroes!" claims John "Please Don't Review My Schedule CR-13" Johnson.
Thunderpipes: Obama will be remembered as the President who destroyed the country.
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