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(Stuff.co.nz)   Mariah Carey: "bland, shallow, unsatisfying". And her recent concert wasn't much better   ( stuff.co.nz) divider line
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2633 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 04 Jan 2013 at 9:00 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-04 11:15:40 AM  
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Phaeon: zappaisfrank: It's difficult to overlook the fact that Mariah does have talent, but I dislike her more for what she has spawned than what she's created herself.

Thanks to her (and Whitney Houston) we now have this endless procession of Mariah "wanna bees" who cannot simply sing a song, they have to contort their voices into all manner of vocal gymnastics, note bending and flat out screaming in some misguided attempt to replicate her style and sound.

Makes me all stabby just thinking about it...

Every time I hear this kind of singing I want to tell "Get on with it!" Monty python style

I believe the term is 'Urban Yodeling'.
2013-01-04 01:06:08 PM  
2 votes:
She sings like a dog whose tail is being stepped on.
2013-01-04 09:50:13 AM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Buttknuckle: Mariah Carey makes me want to punch something.

Something like Mariah Carey?

In a perfect world.
2013-01-04 09:42:20 AM  
1 vote:
She makes too many demands on my ear
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