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(Huffington Post)   Not news: Homeless man found dead under overpass. Not news: Heir to part of $300 million fortune dies. Fark: Same person   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Huguette Clark, heirs, Union Pacific, Larry Ellison, Ingvar Kamprad, Evanston  
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2013-01-04 11:13:47 AM  
1 vote:
His share would actually have been $19M, not $300M.

However, the dreaded Deäth Täx would have reduced that to a mere $14M.*


* Fun fact: if half-great-aunt Huguette had died a few months earlier than she did, in Dec. 2010 instead of May 2011, there'd have been no tax at all, thanks to a weird quirk in the law. Selfish to the end, that Huguette!
** Bonus points for using the phrase "family farm" or "small business."
2013-01-04 10:54:02 AM  
1 vote:
I want to punch HuffPo in the cock for autoplaying videos.
2013-01-04 10:50:40 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-04 10:43:29 AM  
1 vote:
Railroad heir dies of hypothermia under railroad bridge.

/that's cold.
2013-01-04 10:41:01 AM  
1 vote:

DerAppie: How does one become a half nephew?

Ask Lance Armstrong.
2013-01-04 10:38:51 AM  
1 vote:
They're both the same, so vote none of the above.
2013-01-04 10:27:38 AM  
1 vote:
I read this book. Jailbird, I think.
2013-01-04 10:27:05 AM  
1 vote:
What a Huguette disappointment.
2013-01-04 10:21:44 AM  
1 vote:
I think I saw this movie. John Candy was in it.
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