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(KTAR Phoenix)   New data reveals bad language plays a role in about four out of every 10 firings. Fark   ( divider line
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2013-01-04 11:53:36 AM  
3 votes:
In my office, cursing is allowed as long as its eloquent and meaningful.

For instance:
"im gonna go to the bathroom and take a shiat" = not acceptable
"im gonna go to the bathroom, pinch a huge loaf, use no spray, and leave the door open so that farking coont down the hall has to smell what I had for dinner last night while she blogs about her 'dogs in hats' photo club" = bonus points on your evaluation
2013-01-04 02:03:48 PM  
1 vote:
I tell people to fist themselves. No bad words, but rather offensive.
2013-01-04 01:55:59 PM  
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blatz514: I called my boss a motherfarker the other day.

/We had beers after work.
//He even bought

I've called one of my bosses a 'bastardly son of a biatch'. He just came back with 'rheumatoid farkleberry'. We both laughed and continued to work.
2013-01-04 12:01:29 PM  
1 vote:
What about old-timey cuss words like "consarn it" and "dad blame it?" Will those still get you in trouble?
2013-01-04 12:01:06 PM  
1 vote:

ManOfTeal: DoBeDoBeDo: Well about 99% of really good IT shops would be closed down by now then.

The locked door is there for more than 1 reason.

farking users

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We had an IT server room that abutted against the cinder block wall of the division manager's office.
There was a sign in there that said "What you say in here, does not stay in here". I was doing a walk-thru with the IT manager one day and said" WTF is that all about. She looked at me and said. "Bob".
Bob was one of those "special" IT guys who would start work with equipment and then start ranting and raving at the *equipment* much like the Dad in a Christmas Story..." Good Old Bob,  In the heat of battle, would weave a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Washington D.C..
He got in to it with one of the servers and a main frame rack one day and was so loud that it went through the cinder block wall out to the division offices of the senior management and the waiting room area.
Somebody got a serious talking to after that.
2013-01-04 11:57:51 AM  
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2013-01-04 11:57:06 AM  
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2013-01-04 11:53:32 AM  
1 vote:
At least I have a better reason than incompetence to be fired.
2013-01-04 11:49:39 AM  
1 vote:
Well about 99% of really good IT shops would be closed down by now then.

The locked door is there for more than 1 reason.

farking users
2013-01-04 11:49:11 AM  
1 vote:
Well there's a big difference between cursing at someone and just cursing in general. If you're cursing people out on a regular basis at work, that's a problem. But if you're just talking about your farking dog that won't stop pooping on your carpet then whatever.
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