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9602 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jan 2013 at 12:45 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-03 08:20:53 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-01-04 03:34:14 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: Gyrfalcon:
Why do the Brits have to use all these weird words for normal shiat?

I know, right? "Boot", "Lift", "Lorry", "Loo", etc.

You guys sound butthurt. Here, have some biscuits.

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2013-01-04 12:54:53 AM  
2 votes:

jaylectricity: #1 Sex with children
#2 Rape of adults
#3 Pictures and/or video of children
#4 Smacking your secretary on her ass

I hope that's not your bucket list.
2013-01-04 06:41:23 AM  
1 vote:
Clark's computer, which police later found contained 1,749 indecent images of children, was in the room.

Some were duplicated on the laptop, memory stick and SD card, making a total of 3,931 images.

Norwich crown court heard 491 images were in the two most serious categories and showed children under-13.

That must have been a wonderful job for some bottom-of-the-rung policeman.

"Ok Jones, welcome to the force. Now search these 4,000 kiddie porn images for duplicates and then sort them into over and under 13 year old categories"
2013-01-04 01:44:03 AM  
1 vote:
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That's not a cupboard.
2013-01-04 01:01:41 AM  
1 vote:
Was he found by Ol' Mother Hubbard?

/did she find a bone?
2013-01-03 09:35:50 PM  
1 vote:
Does the word "cupboard" mean something different in England? Or is this guy really tiny?
2013-01-03 08:46:24 PM  
1 vote:
was placed on the sex offenders' register for 10 years

Ok, wait a minute here. I've been led to believe that I'd be put on the sex offenders registry for life for just peeing in public. This guy only gets 10 years for the third most despicable of sex offenses?
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