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(Some Guy)   Caption this photo of Joe Biden swearing in Senator Chris Murphy   ( pbs.twimg.com) divider line
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2013-01-03 05:39:29 PM  
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2013-01-03 05:59:04 PM  
Like most members of the United States Senate, he wears diapers.
2013-01-03 06:23:06 PM  
"Lemme see, lemme see ... aw sh*t, this is a receipt from that titty bar I went to with Liz Warren the other night. She's no carpet muncher, but she's got a good eye for a good rack. OK, just say some official sounding sh*t, not like anyone's paying attention. Just make sure the little crotch fruit doesn't repeat after you, or we'll have a big f*cking deal on our hands if we swear in a f*cking toddler, even if he's got more brains in his diapers than that asshole Inhole has in his head. And those diapers smell pretty damned full, let me tell you. Yours, not Inhofe's. F*ckit, his too. Anyways, let's get this shiat over with, 'cause we still got plenty of time to get to that titty bar for your celebration. Hell, bring the brats, 'cause from what I can see of your old lady, they still haven't gotten an eyeful of a proper set of milk jugs."
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