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(Charlotte Observer)   "Ericcson claimed he was so distraught over the snake's death, he shot up the large cabinet that contained his Dale Earnhardt collection"   ( charlotteobserver.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Lincoln County, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Ericcson  
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2013-01-03 07:14:08 PM  
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2013-01-03 07:03:24 PM  
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Today I learned that dead snakes can't fart.
2013-01-03 08:56:25 PM  
1 vote:
The real question is how many Viking funerals had he given his pets where they exploded in giant fireballs because he hadn't yet learned to machine gun the corpses first to evacuate said gas?

Or more to the point, why is he letting them decompose before said immolation?
2013-01-03 08:20:30 PM  
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Surool: Why is there still this creepy cult surrounding a race car driver who has been dead for over a decade?

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2013-01-03 07:31:14 PM  
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fusillade762: Is this the punchline to one of those "You know you're a redneck if..." jokes?

Gary Wayne Ericcson
2013-01-03 07:05:57 PM  
1 vote:
Did he shoot his Dale Earnhardt collection because he needed to get the gas out of it as well?
2013-01-03 07:03:20 PM  
1 vote:
"he shot up the large cabinet that contained his Dale Earnhardt collection."

Man. Haven't we all been there...
2013-01-03 05:02:39 PM  
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FTFA: Ericcson said the snake was his pet for about 17 years. "I've had that snake since he was so small he could just wrap around your wrist," he said. "Me and my wife can't have kids, so the animals are our kids."

Ericcson went on to say they had adopted five children, but all of them died shortly before he shot them, "To get the gas out."
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