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(Click2Houston)   Man complains he had to live 8 days without power. Pfft. He should try being married   ( divider line
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2013-01-03 05:55:23 PM  
2 votes:
Now that is a good headline!

2013-01-03 08:27:38 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-03 07:43:54 PM  
1 vote:

Molavian: Land Ark: nytmare: Land Ark: As an employee of a power company I declare this the definition of the term "not news."

That is why you fail.

Explain how.

Your overconfidence is your weakness.

Your faith in your utilities is yours!
2013-01-03 06:34:23 PM  
1 vote:

the_vicious_fez: Comcast is the root of all evil

"Root", hell. They're the whole friggin' Yggdrasil of evil, complete with Ratatosk.
2013-01-03 05:28:06 PM  
1 vote:
pute kisses like a man:
or worse, imagine living 8 days without power while you're married.

Day 1 "Not tonight honey, I'm worried about the black out"
Day 2 "Not tonight honey, I'm listening to the wind-up radio"
Day 3 "Not tonight honey, I'm tired because it's always dark"
Day 4 "Not tonight honey, I have a headache and the drug store was closed because of the black out"
Day 5 "Not tonight honey, the house is cold"
Day 6 "Not tonight honey, I haven't had a shower"

Makes you wonder where those jumps in the birth rate come from.
2013-01-03 05:20:45 PM  
1 vote:
Short version: Power went out. Power company system was wrong. *ring ring* "Dude's power is still out", "Ok, we'll fix it". Power company fixes it.

Clearly, the dude is an idiot if he needed help to get the power company to fix his power.
2013-01-03 05:16:23 PM  
1 vote:
or worse, imagine living 8 days without power while you're married.
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