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(Toronto Star)   High school bans Elvis Presley's music for being too sexually suggestive. This is not a repeat from 1956   ( thestar.com) divider line
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2013-01-03 07:00:56 PM  
6 votes:
Sometimes it's hard to believe that Utah's the birth place of jazz.
2013-01-03 05:59:31 PM  
3 votes:

JasonOfOrillia: Elvis the pelvis?

Would you rather it was his brother Enis?
2013-01-03 08:29:05 PM  
2 votes:
BURNING LOVE was actually about a bad case of VD.

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2013-01-03 05:52:13 PM  
2 votes:
Just wait until Utah dude hears some of that new fangled music from that band from Liverpool
2013-01-03 06:46:57 PM  
1 vote:
I mean, I knew a girl, right, who'd only have sex with a guy if he had a farkin' accent. Can you think of anything more ludacris in your life? So every asshole in Salt Lake City, and let me tell ya, plenty assholes in this general region, that wanna do a little of this, would get her drunk and put on some kind of stupid farking accent like 'Ello mistress, do you fancy a shag?' And there she would, farkin' knees to the sky. It was sad, it made me really sad. Poor girl had no self respect.
2013-01-03 06:03:00 PM  
1 vote:
Clambake, gonna have a clambake!
Clambake, gonna have a clambake!

Mamma's little baby loves clambake, clambake!
Mamma's little baby loves clambake too!
Mamma's little baby loves clambake, clambake!
Mamma's little baby loves clambake too!

(Whew, I'm spent.)
2013-01-03 05:50:56 PM  
1 vote:

Richard Johnson: I recommend a heavy dose of AC/DC

Perhaps we should throw some Big Balls in their neck of the woods.
2013-01-03 05:04:54 PM  
1 vote:
One self-righteous, delusional f*cktard

/that's all it takes these days
//of course, it is Utah
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