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(Florida Today)   Man sticks a $1.29 Honey Bun down his pants which in turn cost him $1,000.00 to bail out of jail. No word on the condition of the sticky Honey Bun   ( floridatoday.com) divider line
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2013-01-03 02:11:47 PM  
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2013-01-03 02:09:11 PM  
2 votes:
He was being held on $1,001.29 bond

Judge be trollin'.
2013-01-03 02:27:35 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-03 02:22:41 PM  
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Amos Quito: tricycleracer: He was being held on $1,001.29 bond

Judge be trollin'.

Amendment VIII
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Yep. Doesn't say anything about the judge getting some lulz.
2013-01-03 02:18:00 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "The Honey Bun was not found."

2013-01-03 02:17:58 PM  
1 vote:
The bun was unfrosted until after it went into his pants.

2013-01-03 02:12:31 PM  
1 vote:
Too bad he didn't stick a $2 billion toxic CDO down his pants.  He would have gotten a bonus.
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