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(Sun Sentinel)   All grown up at age 22. Now it's time to be a man and rob a convenience store. Getaway plan? Call mom for a ride home   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Winn-Dixie  
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2013-01-03 11:18:54 AM  
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2013-01-03 11:34:12 AM  
22 is not grown up. 22 is still a boy in a man's body. 22 is up to 4AM partying, and getting up at 5AM to work.

/Oh, and derp
////momma's boy
2013-01-03 11:35:52 AM  
This was a well-crafted headline - unlike its subject, who is a gimp.
2013-01-03 11:36:11 AM  
The stupid is strong with this one.
2013-01-03 11:39:03 AM  
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2013-01-03 11:39:27 AM  
Never really understood the apron strings thing. But yeah, this kid is an idiot.
2013-01-03 11:40:10 AM  
Mom, could you come pick me up? I'm near the 7/11 and wearing a pantyhose on my head.
2013-01-03 11:53:55 AM  
Your mom is leaving you behind, man.
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2013-01-03 12:07:14 PM  
You gotta check "Mugs In The News" down in the corner. They're pretty great.

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Busted for allegedly stealing a trailer.
The trailer's owner was a pilot who reportedly witnessed the theft from the air.
Charge: Grand Theft

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Allegedly tried to backstroke through river to freedom.
Charges: Arrested by detectives for a total of six burglaries.
Florida tag FTW
2013-01-03 12:35:10 PM  
You know, I really don't get the whole "mommy journalism" approach. These sites like CafeMom and all of their copycat mommy blogs are always trying to be "relatable" when they report the news. It's more important to them than actually reporting the facts. And all their stupid snitty opinions.

Quit running your newspapers like a farking mommy blog.
2013-01-03 12:59:29 PM  
Anybody who tries to equate being a criminal with being "grown up" or "manly" is a blithering idiot. Much like the drooling fart knocker from the article.
2013-01-03 01:29:44 PM  
New legistlation must be enacted to ban all moms. For the love of buda, think of the children!
2013-01-03 03:05:05 PM  
Florida: makes the rest of us look really really good!
2013-01-03 04:09:49 PM  

Jon H: Florida: makes the rest of us look really really good!

Illinois is running a close second these days.
2013-01-03 07:51:05 PM  
This is the reporter's bio, as posted by same:
About the author
BARBARA HIJEK has spent the best years of her life doing news research in Florida, the most news-warpy place in the universe. She's still passed all her drug tests and remains Prozac free. Barbara graduated from the University of Pittsburgh in her hometown. Talk about culture shock! She is single and has lived in Fort Lauderdale for the past decade. Prior to that Barbara lived in Clearwater for a dozen years. Truly a bicoastal Floridian. And she still can't figure out which coast is wackier...
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