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(Oregon Live)   Anarchists unite to show support for accused arsonist. With photo that demonstrates the need for government regulated hairstyles   ( divider line
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2013-01-03 10:22:46 AM  
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Portland anarchists? fark those guys with a cactus coated in pepper spray. They show up at protests, rallys and marches here, and no matter what it's about or what the cause is, some asshole with a black bandanna starts breaking shiat. Then the police get involved and it turns into a mess.

Seriously, if any of y'all are reading this --the next time you want to go protest for a goo cause or to show solidarity orr whatever else .. don't. Just don't. When an otherwise-peaceful event turns violent because your buddy threw a brick at a cop then YOU'RE NOT HELPING. All you're doing is turning public opinion against you and giving the powers-that-be an excuse to clamp down harder in the future .. and we don't need to give them an excuse.

Please, just stay home and if you wanna smash things break your own shiat for a change.
2013-01-03 09:33:16 AM  
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A real anarchist would have knitted the policemen some socks.
2013-01-03 09:31:36 AM  
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IamPatSajak: A million dollar bail and facing 20 years because he threw a bottle that bounced off of a police car. If I did that to my neighbor's car they'd take me to small claims and we'd be done with it.

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2013-01-03 09:03:06 AM  
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A bunch of anarchist groups unite. Someone yells out, "Who the hell's in charge here?"

That's the joke.

Autonomous affinity groups, coordinated through a Spokescouncil made of delegates.

"As the Verona drew into the dock, and someone on board threw a line over a bollard, McRae stepped forward and called out "Boys, who's your leader?" The IWW men laughed and jeered, replying "We're all leaders," and they started to swing out the gang plank."
"...followed by about ten minutes of intense gunfire"
2013-01-03 07:57:42 AM  
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naughtyrev: Is he in a Flock of Seagulls cover band or something?

Flock of Seagulls crossed with Prince.
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