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(io9)   The most important question of 2013 answered: Can zombies get drunk?   ( io9.com) divider line
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2013-01-02 05:22:42 PM  
4 votes:
Yes but only on graaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn alcohol
2013-01-02 04:59:00 PM  
3 votes:
they prefer Johnnie Walker
2013-01-02 03:37:11 PM  
3 votes:
Go home, zombie.

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You're drunk.
2013-01-02 05:33:40 PM  
2 votes:
Can zombies get drunk? Good question. I know Rob Zombie, lemme ask him...

He said yeah.

... like 16 times. And then he just went, "WOW!" for no discernable reason. He's probably drunk.
2013-01-02 05:29:47 PM  
1 vote:

calbert: they prefer Johnnie Walker

What you dead there
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2013-01-02 05:25:21 PM  
1 vote:
There is no such thing as Zombies. Except the ones that say "Tell her no", "She's not there", and "It's the time of the season".
2013-01-02 05:21:52 PM  
1 vote:
1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz orange juice
1/2 oz apricot brandy
1 tsp sugar
2 oz light rum
1 oz dark rum
1 oz lime juice
2013-01-02 05:16:58 PM  
1 vote:
More importantly, should I hide in a liquor store when the Zombie Apocalypse occurs?? This is important to know, since I'll already have my zombie ammo, zombie rifle, zombie machete, zombie bow and arrow, zombie underpants, zombie cologne, zombie flamethrower (the kids love that one), etc etc et-farking-cetera.
2013-01-02 04:35:20 PM  
1 vote:
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If that's the only part of your brain that works?
2013-01-02 04:13:47 PM  
1 vote:

The Onion is prophetic: Vodka Zombie would know.

Sure. We get absolutely plastered. It's hard to tell though. Staggering is pretty much our only means of transportation.
2013-01-02 03:17:30 PM  
1 vote:
If you give a zombie LSD does his mind get blown?
2013-01-02 03:16:11 PM  
1 vote:
Vodka Zombie would know.
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