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(Yahoo)   Dexter may get a ninth season because Showtime wants to make sure all of Quinn's loose ends are tied up   ( tv.yahoo.com) divider line
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2013-01-02 12:08:53 PM  
11 votes:
I'd like for Quinn to get his own spin-off show where he does every thing that a cop is definitely not supposed to do, somehow never getting in trouble but also never solving any cases or catching anyone, banging all the female suspects and witnesses and either accidentally or intentionally killing the male ones, constantly misplacing his gun and/or badge, or both, falling asleep during interrogations, in a drunken daze the entire time. And every episode his well meaning partner can say something like "you gotta straighten out man, I can only cover for you so long" but nothing ever happens. Maybe he could somehow cause the death of his partner at the end of every season and just keep getting new ones. It could be called "Worst Detective" and it would have a laugh track.
2013-01-02 12:08:29 PM  
6 votes:
Hell, Go 11 seasons:

Season 8: Dexter gets executed.
Season 9: Dexter returns from the grave as an undead vigilante who wears a hockey mask and can't be killed.
Season 10: Dexter's immortality put to the test as his head is removed from his body which is blended into a soup and poured into Bay Harbor. Closing scene of the finale is just a slow fade out of his pickled decapitated head in a jar on a table with a large butcher knife sitting in front of it. Screen goes black...then flashes back to the jar to show Dexter's eyes open.
Season 11: Dexter's re-animated head is sewn onto a cyborg body and he is shot into space to do battle with a new technical monstrosity created by the US government: TRINITYBOT.

/if you're going to jump the shark, try and get some big air.
2013-01-02 11:54:06 AM  
4 votes:
Season 9 arc: Ray Romano plays an FBI profiler investigating the serial killer phenomenon in Miami. It's the perfect disguise for a serial killer who knows what to do to not get caught. Dexter can't match wits with him, and Debra falls for him. SPOILER: right before Ray kills Dexter with his sister watching, he says "I'M SAHRY DEBRA"
2013-01-02 04:04:36 PM  
3 votes:
It needs to end with Dexter finding out that all of the cops are doing the same thing he is, but for other types of crimes. Masuka is raping rapists, Quinn is stealing from burglars, and Batista is pissing in the food of restaurant owners who get away with health violations. There would be a big scene where they all end up walking into the same house at the same time to kill/rape/rob/crap-onto-the-sushi of a guy who stole the purse of his secretary, after having sex with her dead body, which had choked on a cockroach, that he had put in her salad. They could all look at each other, have a big "You too? Me too!" moment, and realize the music was actually coming from inside the frakking ship!
2013-01-02 01:23:25 PM  
3 votes:
Oh yeah, and for fun:

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/There's a snake in my boot!
2013-01-02 01:05:05 PM  
3 votes:
in season 7, Dexter explained through internal monologue that he used to have to fake human emotions, but they have been made real by the experience of fatherhood, i.e. seeing his son once a day on his way to or from the beach or pool with his lithe and presumably flexible nanny, who is always taking Harrison to either the beach or pool because this allows her to spend the majority of her on-screen time in a bikini.

In season 8, Harrison will be played by one of those yellow plastic child-shaped cutouts that go in school crosswalks.
2013-01-02 09:57:54 PM  
2 votes:
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\came here for this
\\i am disappoint
2013-01-02 11:41:58 AM  
2 votes:

Some Bass Playing Guy: Once you've jumped the shark, further shark jumping probably won't hurt.

They should totally have Dex stab a shark.
2013-01-02 10:54:48 AM  
2 votes:
Once you've jumped the shark, further shark jumping probably won't hurt.
2013-01-03 12:48:47 AM  
1 vote:
Dexter isn't over until this happens:

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2013-01-02 03:08:46 PM  
1 vote:
Quinn's story this season was so hilariously bad that it went back around to good and became the only thing I really even liked.

He's off by himself away from the rest of the cast making terrible decisions, then he shoots a guy and covers it up terribly (which of course works completely because Miami Metro has terrible detectives), his stripper girlfriend dies on the way back to her home planet (or whatever), and next time we see him he's staring vacantly off into space at An-hell's New Year's party. He's become more anorexic than Debra and his hair will probably get a "special guest star" credit next season.
2013-01-02 03:03:34 PM  
1 vote:
Season 9: Dexter joins the cast of The Walking Dead.
2013-01-02 12:34:29 PM  
1 vote:
All Dex apologists just need to go back and watch Season 1 again and wonder "what the hell happened to this show?"
2013-01-02 12:17:11 PM  
1 vote:
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/Get it?
2013-01-02 11:47:03 AM  
1 vote:

Evil Mackerel: It would be fun to see a side story of the CIA putting "bad people" in Dexter's path for him to "take care of".

"I was on a bus and it was the middle of the night. And I had a box of crackers and a can of Easy Cheese. But it was the middle of the night, so I could not see. I could not see how much Easy Cheese I was applying to each cracker. So each bite into the cracker was a surprise as to how much Easy Cheese I had applied. Which makes me believe they should have a glow in the dark version of Easy Cheese. It's not like the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad if it glows in the dark too." - Mitch Hedberg
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