Nuclear Monk: For this being a celebrity sex tape of someone who is reasonably attractive, it amuses me to no end that, unlike most Fark threads of a similar nature, no one has begged or pleaded for a link to the video in question.

Because unlike the tards who'd actually give money to Vivid for it, any of us who've wanted to see it have probably already seen it. And if you've seen it you know how awful she is in bed. We don't need a link to re-watch a sex tape less fapworthy than 99.99999% of videos we can watch for free on our favorite porn sites.

It's actually kind of sad... For a woman to be that pretty (physically, she's gorgeous) and yet that awful in bed AND that's the thing she's famous for. And an idiotic moron on top of it, so it's not like she has personality to rely on either. She has one, and only one, attractive feature - her body - and she can't even manage to use that with skill or enthusiasm.